Just go ahead and situate yourself in the stall right next to me in a public restroom-- when three others are clearly wide open, mind you-- and commence groaning and/or sighing while make obscene noises with your straining nether regions. Right next to me! In Public! That's revolting. Granted, we all make some pretty awful, and--okay, I'll admit it-- sometimes downright funny noises while using the facilities, but come on. Have a little decency, show a smidge of decorum! Because it's revolting. It's a public restroom, not a Jim Carrey movie, for cryin' out loud! (No pun intended. Heh. Okay, maybe a little.) Did I mention how REVOLTING it was? And if you just can't control yourself-- or your bowels, for that matter-- if you are ready to pop and have no other recourse but to sit right next to me, in a stall, in Public, in front of God and everybody, and just let it all out, PLEASE do what I do... FLUSH. Before. During. After. Because, damn. It's just revolting.
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