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Desperate Working Mommas
Your one-stop site for fanatical television snarking, questionable political analysis, occasional attempts to address the parenting issues facing working mothers, and halfhearted promises to stop obsessing about the entertainment industry, already! Oh, not to mention the random bitching and moaning. There's always that.
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I am one of many desperate working mommas. I am also a recovering Senior English teacher. I share my life with That Guy I Married (TGIM) and our three crazy kiddos.

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    Friday, December 17, 2004
    How To Annoy Me

    Just go ahead and situate yourself in the stall right next to me in a public restroom-- when three others are clearly wide open, mind you-- and commence groaning and/or sighing while make obscene noises with your straining nether regions. Right next to me! In Public! That's revolting. Granted, we all make some pretty awful, and--okay, I'll admit it-- sometimes downright funny noises while using the facilities, but come on. Have a little decency, show a smidge of decorum! Because it's revolting. It's a public restroom, not a Jim Carrey movie, for cryin' out loud! (No pun intended. Heh. Okay, maybe a little.) Did I mention how REVOLTING it was? And if you just can't control yourself-- or your bowels, for that matter-- if you are ready to pop and have no other recourse but to sit right next to me, in a stall, in Public, in front of God and everybody, and just let it all out, PLEASE do what I do... FLUSH. Before. During. After. Because, damn. It's just revolting.

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