How happy am I that there are no more stinkin' American idol auditions to suffer through? So, SO happy. Gosh! The sheer suckiness and the apparent lack of awareness of said sheer suckiness on the part of the auditioners is not only appalling, but quite frankly not just a little depressing. Isn't there enough pain in the world, guys? Huh? Well isn't there?! Honestly. It's enough to make a person want to actually TURN OFF THE TV. And that's really saying something, because CRAZY, much? With the turning off of the TV and whatnot? But the auditions! They are sucking my will to veg! It's madness! I need my veg time, people.
Speaking of the the auditions-- which admittedly I did not watch because come ON, watching Rory and Paris fight HAD to be better than the crap I saw in the previews for the Boston auditions (and it totally was, because Paris? Is roll-on-the-floor-laughing hilarious!)-- did I mention that another reason I may not have watched American Idol was because my little iFred arrived after work last night and she is freaking AWESOME?! Seriously! It's true what they say, y'all... Once you've had Mac you ain't never goin' back, you know what I'm saying?! Eh?! Eh?! Am I right?! So it's not as if I could watch Gilmore Girls, set up Fred, install Microsoft Office:Mac onto her, rip all the songs from my iPod to my new iTunes library, all the while getting my girls ready for bed-- What?! Hello? It's called multitasking-- AND flip to Fox during commercials. It just can't be done. I am not Wonder Woman, y'all. There are limits to my greatness.
Anyhoos, tonight, we go to Hollywood. If it sucks, I am going to do it. I swear. I will freaking turn that damn TV right off, I am so not kidding here...
Well, until VERONICA MARS comes on at 9 pm, that is. Like I'd miss that, what with it being the best show ever (Joss Whedon and Stephen King say so!), and all. 'Cha! Not freaking likely.
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Cat commented:
What, tutu? You don't name your computers? Really?! Huh. Weird. But, hey! Who am I to judge, right?!
(And yes, *sigh* I am hooked; I just hate the auditions. And hooked or not, when VM comes on, I'm OUT. Because I'm not just hooked on VM. No, that's full-on obsessed, that's what that is...)
;)- » 2/08/2006 10:30 AM