Okay, maybe I shouldn't be blog surfing at work, this is so totally true. I fully admit that blog surfing is a dangerous undertaking. You know. Sometimes those weird, inappropriate pop-up ads, well... pop up, and won't go away when your boss suddenly ducks into your cubicle for a quick chat. You frantically try to switch back into whatever program you should actually be working in, but the pop ups, they linger. A testament of your slacker work ethic, if you will.
And, of course, it goes without saying that you never can tell what you will come across as you hit the "Next Blog" button on Blogger, but OH MY FREAKING HELL! Do you have to post a picture of your vagina RIGHT THERE for God, my boss who just strolled by, and everyone else to see?! Goooooosh! I mean, who does that?! Is your vagina newsworthy? Are we supposed to care about your vagina? "Ooooh" and "Aaaah" over it?
When I was a small child, a strange, naked man drove by my elementary schoolyard and tossed Polaroids of his penis out the window of his car at me and my sister. He was scary.
And your Look At My Vagina post? Scary, too. Because, yuck. Pulling aside your panties to reveal your nasty, probably smelly, definitely scary vagina is just WAY TOO MUCH INFORMATION. And you didn't even TRY to make it more presentable. Maybe a little make-up next time? An unstained pair of panties? Some glitter spray, perhaps? (And you might want to look into purchasing some Monistat-7... just sayin'.) Or, oh, I know! Maybe next time you could try showering, slipping into a fresh pair of underpants, and taking a picture of your FACE. Because, ew. I am so not kidding.
