This is an actual email I just received at work. It was addressed company-wide. No, really.
Subject: R U MISSING an Item
Yesterday, I found a container of Coffee in the 3rd lounge. I waited to see if someone would post an e-mail looking for it. That did not happen.
So if you are missing it and can described what type and brand it is, E-mail me with information and where I can call you.
Thanks–Bev
Oooooh, a Mystery... R U intrigued? Me 2! Or... is it? I bet she's just holding that Coffee hostage. Starved for attention, much?


2 Comments:
- commented:
That is a great email. You should send it to Reader's Digest.
- » 1/12/2005 9:03 PM
- Cat commented:
Aaron, you = hilarious.
- » 1/13/2005 8:13 AM