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Desperate Working Mommas
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Monday, February 14, 2005
Random, Unsolicited Company E-mails: Part II

Posted at EXACTLY 3:30 p.m. on a slow Friday afternoon:

If You Took My "Red Bull" Power Drink . . . Please return it!
I have heard of such things happening, but never experienced it til now. Sometime between 2:00 - 3:25 p.m. today, some disrespectful person removed an unopened can of "Red Bull" Engery Drink from the 4th Floor Lounge (Freezer, Refridge).
If you are that someone or saw that someone remove it, please call me on [
phone number]. Thanks.


Sure, maybe the caffeine headache was impairing any type of rational judgement calls or decision-making skills, or maybe the shakes were already kicking in... I mean, who really knows? But, just... DANG, dude. Desperate, much?

(Note to self: Never send out unbecoming, hilariously accusatory emails regarding the snatching of my trendy, highly addictive beverages to the ENTIRE COMPANY in the heat of the moment. Um, EVER?)

Would you HATE me if I told you I was "that someone" who disrespectfully removed the unopened can of "Red Bull" Energy Drink (AKA: Crack in a Can; Liquid Sin in a Plastic Tin...)?

Would you?

Oh, I kid.
I'm partial to Jones Whoop Ass Energy Drink. It's tasty.

link | posted by Cat at 10:39 AM


3 Comments:
Anonymous Anonymous commented:

Hmmm. The suspense. You should definately follow up with a Red Bull update. Where is that damned drink?

» 2/15/2005 7:12 AM 
Blogger Cat commented:

Oh, I'm on it. I've posted "MISSING: 'RED BULL' Energy Drink" posters around the building with a nice color picture of the missing drink prominently displayed. You know, to do my part.

Heh.

» 2/15/2005 7:30 AM 
Anonymous valambsons commented:

"Have You Seen This Red Bull?"
Snerk.

» 2/15/2005 8:49 AM 

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