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Thursday, March 03, 2005
Random Movie Quotes Flitting Through My Mind On A Horrifyingly Regular Basis

"I am your father, Luke. Give in to the dark side of the force, you knob."


"I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal, food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

"What's a liger? It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic."

"Listen, strange women lying in ponds and handing out swords is no basis for a system of government."

"Does the word 'duh' mean anything to you?"

"What are you gonna do today, Napoleon?"
"Whatever I feel like I wanna do, gosh!"

My brother and I used to say that drownin' in beer was like heaven, eh? Now he's not here, and I've got two soakers... this isn't heaven, this sucks!

Grandma Helen: Oh Sam, let me take a look at you. Fred, she's gotten her boobies!
Grandpa Fred: I better get my magnifying glass! Ha Ha Ha.
Grandma Helen: Oh, and they are so PERKY!

"Help! Help! I'm being oppressed!"


Yes, I know. I need to get out more.

link | posted by Cat at 3:20 PM

Anonymous Anonymous commented:


You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means...

Cristin (over from Dooce)

» 3/03/2005 4:37 PM 
Blogger Cat commented:

Stop rhyming now, I mean it!
Anybody want a peanut?

» 3/03/2005 5:03 PM 
Anonymous Anonymous commented:

Heh - random movie quotes in my head make the day go by much quicker. For instance, who doesn't laugh at this one?

'Wow, that sounds like a really good deal, but I think I have a better one. How about I give you the finger, and you give me my phone call.'

Or this one.

'NO! Not the gravy... gravy for the brain'


» 3/03/2005 5:37 PM 
Blogger Cat commented:

Not my gumdrop BUTTONS!

Hey, they DO help pass the time! FUN! Plus, they are also useful when someone says something you're not sure how to answer. I'm tricky that way.

BTW: What's the gravy one? Must investigate...

» 3/03/2005 5:46 PM 
Anonymous Anonymous commented:

The gravy one could be a dud - Original idea is from Conspiracy Theory if my memory serves me correctly, though it has been a long time since I have actually watched that movie - I am aware that our fragile minds do tend to play tricks on us and we recall things in a form not quite like the original.

» 3/03/2005 6:03 PM 
Blogger Circus Kelli commented:

Oh! I have one! I have one!

First you were like, "Whoa!"
And we were like, "Whoa!"
And then we were like, "Whooooa."

You've got some serious thrill issues, Dude.

» 3/05/2005 7:56 PM 
Blogger Cat commented:

Heh. :)

» 3/06/2005 8:00 AM 

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