Wake me from a relatively sound sleep-- I say "relatively" because really? How sound asleep can a gal be when dreaming of alien invaders taking over the body of her six-year-old daughter? (Damn Must See TV! DAMN Invasion!)-- by whispering in my ear, over and over again, in the dead of the night, a whispery, guttural, slightly wheezy, MAD creepy, alien invader-like, "Heeeeey... Heeeeey... Heeeeey... Heeeeey...", your face inches from mine so when I open my eyes all I can see is FACE, looking at me all slack-jawed and glassy-eyed, causing me to scream like a girly-girl, smack you with my pillow, then roll you and your sorry, fast-asleep-with-eyes-half-opened self over so I can get back to sleep. Oh. This is not even to mention the fact-- the FACT, I say!-- that I came THIS close to piddling in my pj's. THIS close!
I mean, honestly. Who snores like that? Huh? WHO?! Creepy-ass alien invaders, that's who!
I am seriously contemplating separate bedrooms. Or, you know, Depends Undergarments. Because FREAKY.
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Cruel, TGSM. Cruel!
A similar thing happened to me last evening. During a particularly suspenseful scene of Lost (yeah, that would be all of them), Rob grabbed my side and went "Pwah!" And I screamed the girly-girl scream. And then proceeded to cuss him the frick out. Because who DOES something like that?! Cruel, I say.- » 9/22/2005 10:21 AM
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Cat commented:
I know, right?! TGWM must be kindred spirits, eh? Kindred spirits, I say! with their stupid Pwahhahahaw!ing and whatnot...
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Nessa commented:
yeah - invasion - totally freaky - lost - totally kickass!
- » 9/22/2005 12:21 PM
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Unknown commented:
Before we had kids, Hubby used to sneak up on me when I was vaccuming, scare me, then hold my arms down to my sides really fast. He knew if he didn't, I'd smack him.
- » 9/22/2005 1:37 PM
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WILLIAM commented:
That's funny.
Now he needs to get the kids to tell you that you smell different.- » 9/22/2005 9:47 PM
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Ern commented:
William totally stole my comment! Which is actually where I thought the story was going (you waking up to one of the munchkins saying "Mommy, you smell different")
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Cat commented:
Well, personally, I think that would be RUDE.
And it's not like I'M the scary-ass alien invader! And truthfully? In the light of day? Invasion wasn't all that scary. But the wicked, 2 AM snore fest? Freakin' freaked me the freak out, I tell you what.- » 9/23/2005 4:55 AM