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Thursday, September 15, 2005
Oh, no you di'nt, Spice!


Back in July I posted a mini-expose on this lady (and I am obviously using the word "lady" in the loosest sense imaginable, believe you me!), a paragon of virtue who was promptly and fittingly dubbed Spice, the Porn Lady. Anywhoos, this morning as I approached my cube, I saw this lovely message posted outside her cubicle:

(The caption under the picture of Bruce Willis and Haley Joel Osment from The Sixth Sense reads as follows: "I see dumb people.... they're everywhere... they walk around like everyone else... they don't even know they are dumb... and some of them... THEY WORK HERE.")

Oh, really? Are you freaking kidding me with this? I mean, do you really want to go there, Spicy McNasty? DO YOU?! Because it sure seems to me that the one streaming PORN during work hours on a GOVERNMENT ISSUED, totally BIG BROTHER-MONITORED computer for God and all the world to see may just be the dumb one, you know what I'm saying?! DO YOU?! Uh-huh. That's what I thought, biznitch. That's what I THOUGHT.

(*rushes off to brainstorm witty retaliatory message for own cubicle...*)

link | posted by Cat at 2:15 PM

Blogger not-so-normal mom commented:

OMG!!!! No she didn't!!!!! I think it's high time you sneak in a little comment about how you know she totally watches porn in her cubicle!!!! The nerve of some people!!!!

» 9/15/2005 1:24 PM 
Blogger Ern commented:

Did you ever tattle on her? Is she still watching the porn? Seriously! Dumb people, indeed.

» 9/15/2005 1:33 PM 
Blogger Ern commented:

Ooh, ooh, I know! You could be all sneaky about it and when she's in the restroom or something, you could write in on the bottom of the sign, "SOME of them even sit right here in THIS cubicle!"

» 9/15/2005 1:34 PM 
Anonymous kalki commented:

Ern makes me laugh. Love her.

Now then, THAT SHIT AIN'T RIGHT! That's all I can think to say, it's so not right. SO not right.

ps- I really hope you didn't open the email I sent you (with the photo) at work, or else Big Brother might think you're the Spice McNasty. Which you totally aren't.

» 9/15/2005 2:58 PM 
Blogger Shaun commented:

Maybe you should be working instead of worrying about other employees' signs and viewing preferences. Maybe she has a doctor's note allowing her to watch porn. Maybe she tried to put a witty sign on her cubicle because her co-workers won't accept her and her pornographic accommodations. Did you ever think about THAT? Did ya? Did ya?

or, she's just a freak.

» 9/15/2005 3:31 PM 
Blogger Cat commented:

Ern, I will certainly take your suggestion into consideration before taking any retaliatory measures. Thank you for your thoughtful and mature recommendation. I think a civil "Nanny nanny nyah nyah!" would go very nicely at the end, don't you?

Gosh, Shaun... I never thought of it that way. I especially liked the part where you said that by tattling on my coworkers, I'm really just tattling on myself. I'm just telling them that I'm a tattletale. Now is that the tale I want to tell? No! Thanks, Mr. Brady-- I mean Shaun!

Kalki: I KNOW, right?! Ern is AWESOME. And I opened you "gift" at home, so now it's just TGIM who thinks I'm a Spicy McNasty. But hey, I like them BUMS!

» 9/15/2005 4:52 PM 
Blogger Cat commented:

NSN Mom: Oh, ho ho... She TOTALLY did. Suggestions for her "outing"?

» 9/15/2005 4:53 PM 
Blogger mrtl commented:

Are you sure she's the one who put this up? Maybe someone else is onto her, and posted it there as a warning.

» 9/15/2005 5:15 PM 
Blogger Cat commented:


» 9/15/2005 5:18 PM 
Blogger WILLIAM commented:

Holy crap I missed this post. I try comment early and I missed one. Spicy Mcnasty post even.

Man I don't evenhave anything funny to say. But 6th Sense was so like 98.

» 9/15/2005 11:37 PM 
Blogger Mike commented:

Sounds like a uh..."fun" work enviroment to say the least!

» 9/16/2005 9:56 AM 
Blogger ieatcrayonz commented:

Thank God for camera phones to let us know that we are not alone in our plight with dumbass co-workers.

» 9/17/2005 8:34 PM 

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