Martha Stewart! Out.
Is it natural for me to be somewhat attracted to Constantine Moroulis' butt-chin and screeching vocal stylings? I can SO see him in Jesus Christ Superstar... Rawr! ("What's the buzz? Tell me what's a happenin'...") But please, don't misunderstand: Bo Bice is THE MAN. If my brother Jon could sing, he'd be Bo Bice. Except, he'd sing Elvis. And Metallica. And maybe a little Pink Floyd. D'oh!
The tights I'm wearing today are a bit large(ish), and are sagging a tad at the ankles... So, are they still, you know, technically "tights"?
(WARNING: TANGENT ALERT! JUST SAYIN'!) Come to think of it, I hope they do a rock opera evening this year on American Idol. Jesus Christ Superstar would be AWESOME! Oooooh, Mikalah could sing a mean "King Herod's Song (Try It and See)." Let's see, then Constantine as Jesus, as he could definitely rock the cynics if he tried. Plus he's got the Ted Neely sound, you know what I'm sayin'? And Bo as Judas, as he is perfect for those hot soul vocals. Uh-Huh! Hmmmm, okay, Mario? Maybe he'd work as Pontius Pilate, or possibly Caiaphas. It's a conundrum, that's what it is. Clean-cut Anthony would obviously have to be one of the Apostles. Nadia and Lindsey could be Pharisees, you know, tapping on their scaffolding perches like crows (Low voices? Check. Look good in black? Check!). Obviously, Carrie would ROCK as Mary Magdalene singing "I Don't Know How To Love Him." The rest could dance and sing backup. There. It's settled. (::frantically searches internet for FOX Network Executive's cell number::)
Is one container of yogurt supposed to fill me up? Because I'm hungry. NOW. Must find snackage...
2 Comments:
- commented:
Re: the droopy tights, they definitely don't deserve the name. How about saggy hose? As in, I need to pull up these damn saggy hose? Or, my ex boyfriend had a pathetic, saggy hose...
- » 3/04/2005 2:40 PM
- Cat commented:
Jack Black?! NO!!!! Oh, I will HAVE to get my hands on that.
Hmmmm... Mikalah is a troublesome one, isn't she? Herod's part IS annoying, so... she may just be the right fit. I think she'd just try to upstage the chorus, anyway. :)- » 3/05/2005 3:09 PM