Woo-whee! What a night, y'all! Vonzell out-Chaka-ed Chaka! Carrie out-Dollied Dolly! Wait. Seriously? Dollywood meets Disco? What was she THINKING?! Gimme back Pat Benetar, and I mean NOW.
Constantine rocked the hizzouse! Constantine has a crush on eyeliner! And didn't the BeeGees sing better songs than that?! But weren't Constantine's highlights purty?! I love saying Constantine's name! Constantine!
C O N S T A N T I N E ! !
Uh-oh, I think I broke the exclamation point key on my keyboard...
Hey. Why was Bo so angry, y'all?! "Grrrr! I'll be your vehicle! Don't try and stop me! Rawr! Great God in heaven you know I looooooove you!" And the mic-stabbing? What's going on there, Bo? Why you so angry, man? Why? Regardless, in the oh-so-apropos words of Paris Hilton, "That's hot." HAWT! Workin' the Bojo! And he totally lied about his inability to dance. Whatev, Bo. You have Moves. Oh yes, you SO have Moves... Mm-hmmmmmm...
What? Sorry. Um, I was saying...?
Oh, right. Blinky? Meh. And Anthony? Was so cute up there! Cute little Anthony shaking his groove thang! Good on you, A-Fed. Good on you.
Did Vonzell sing? What? Really? She did? Because I COULDN'T HEAR HER! And Anwar was AWESOME, right?! What? Those high notes weren't him? No? HE was the one hitting all those flat, crappy notes? Really?
Never mind, then.
Seriously, would someone PLEASE turn down the sound on the back-up vocals' microphones?! Or fire the sound mixing person?! Honestly. Because I would sure like to hear the actual Idols singing, thank you very much. I'm sure the back-up singers are nice people and all, but they are NOT WHY I WATCH.
Just for the record: Anwar, you better watch those dance moves, hon. Your gay is showing.
And does anyone else notice that Ryan is man-crushing on my sweet, sweet Connie? Back on off, there, wee little Seacrest. Don't force me to break out my mad Tae Bo skillz. Uh-huh. You heard me. Hard core.
- mrtl commented:
I am proud to report that I didn't even recognize the song Constantine sang. Mister mrtl remarked that Bo needs to drop the cliche mike stand work already. And I'm with you on Anwar. His back up singer should have been center stage.
- » 4/20/2005 7:53 AM
- Mamaramma commented:
I just came from mrtl's blog where I asked if Anwar wasn't being a little prance-y last night. I mean, I haven't bounced that giddily since I ate a whole pack of Pixie sticks and then jumped on a trampoline ...WHEN I WAS 14! I'm still aching inside that I missed last week's show. Last night's didn't measure up, I don't think.
Hey - we might be moving to D.C. this summer. What neighborhood should we look at? I know you don't live there, but I thought you might be familiar with the place. Ahhh, the District of Columbia. I've never lived in a foreign country before!
- » 4/20/2005 1:38 PM
- Cat commented:
Oh ho! DC! THat is SOOOO exciting! Do I know DC... Bwahahahaha! I totally wish I could live there, but the 'burbs of VA are the best place for the fam...
Email me and I'll send you some cool links, mm-kay?!
- » 4/20/2005 4:12 PM