I have to admit, I feel pretty special. I saw this series of pictures (although the link will give away WAY too much information about my internet browsing habits) weeks ago, and I was all, "Dude, The Sperminator has SOOO knocked her up!"
I mean, just look at her lower belly. Look at her upper arms. Good lord, look at her boobs. The BOOBS! Those are some pregnancy boobs, that's fo' sho. Don't even get me started on the Mammoth HUH-YOOGENESS that IS pregnancy and nursing boobs. Are you with me?! Whoo-wee! Them're Workin' Boobs, y'all!
And, see? The rest of her body looks comparatively normal (minus the ratty dirt-colored hair extentions, and the long frayed jeans, and, um, the ginormous flip-flops... okay, WHAT is she thinking? Get the mommy-to-be a stylist, and I mean NOW!).
I showed TGIM the pictures and went on for a bit about how sad and passive-aggressive it all was, and how I was glad to see her holding a water bottle instead of chain-smoking while desperately swigging Red Bull and snarfing Cheetos, and how I hope Britney wouldn't feel obligated to stay with Cletus just because she carried his spawn, and I culminated it all with a hearty, "Well, at least this one won't be a bastard."
TGIM came back-- impressively quick, I must admit-- with this gem: "But if it's a boy, he'll still be a son of a bitch."
Sometimes I really love TGIM.
2 Comments:
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Unknown commented:
Britney Spears. Preggers.
Hmmm... wonder if she'll keep that belly ring in...- » 4/14/2005 12:42 PM
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Bella commented:
Nope, won't have any nursing probs whatsoever.
- » 4/14/2005 2:46 PM