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Thursday, August 18, 2005
How To Charm The Socks Off Me

big fat pig

Give me a big fat pig.
A pink, squishy, big fat pig.
A big fat pig of my very own.
Lookit, y'all! It's me and my very own big fat pig!

link | posted by Cat at 8:09 AM

Blogger mrtl commented:

You are so damn cute.

Who gave you the pig?

» 8/18/2005 10:52 AM 
Blogger Cat commented:

Well, truthfully, I got it at a Training and Development meeting, and proceeded to play with my squishy big fat pig throughout said meeting. I believe I may have hummed, "Home again, home again, jiggety jig..." a time or two, you know, under my breath. I don't know for sure. I was in a squishy big fat pig haze of happiness. It's all a blur, really.

They really shouldn't give toys to the trainees BEFORE the meeting. Bad idea. VERY bad idea...

» 8/18/2005 11:31 AM 
Anonymous kalki commented:

Your hair is friggin' adorable. Piggin' friggin' adorable.

» 8/18/2005 1:09 PM 
Blogger Just Me commented:

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» 8/18/2005 1:12 PM 
Blogger Nessa commented:

too freakin' adorable to be older than me - stop it!

» 8/18/2005 1:13 PM 
Blogger Circus Kelli commented:

Big fat squishy pink pigs ROCK.

I know this because after all the stuff I've eaten today, I AM ONE.

You are totally a cutie patootie, Cat. Seriously.

» 8/18/2005 1:20 PM 
Blogger Bente commented:

Look at how cute you are with your little piggy :)

» 8/19/2005 5:44 AM 

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