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Desperate Working Mommas
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Friday, December 30, 2005
How To Charm The Socks Off Me

When Lean on Me (upbeat Club Nouveau cover) comes on the car radio, unconsciously dredge from the depths of your 80's mind vault a long-suppressed dance move (only rivaled in popularity and sheer idiocy by the Robot) and bust out ss-ss-ssnaking... snaking around.

And when I catch sight of you in my peripheral vision enthusiastically doing the Snake and turn to watch you for a moment in wide-eyed wonderment before finally blurting out, "Ohmygawsh! Are you... Snaking?!", just freeze for a moment (mid-Snake), then smile sheepishly at me and reply, "Well, yes. Yes, I guess I am."

Of course, it goes without saying that at this point all semblance of coolness will flee the car as momma, dad, and kiddos commence to bust the funky music and break it down Snake-style.

link | posted by Cat at 9:57 AM


1 Comments:
Blogger WILLIAM commented:

Can you get video of said Snaking? because I do not know what snaking is?

Happy 2006.

» 12/31/2005 9:31 PM 

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