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Desperate Working Mommas
Your one-stop site for fanatical television snarking, questionable political analysis, occasional attempts to address the parenting issues facing working mothers, and halfhearted promises to stop obsessing about the entertainment industry, already! Oh, not to mention the random bitching and moaning. There's always that.
Friday, December 16, 2005
Making lemonade again?

This?! Totally happened again.

GOSH! Head above heart! HEAD ABOVE HEART! Just keep that head above the heart and all will be well! Right? RIGHT?! Seriously. How difficult could it be to remember to keep one's head out of the toilet bowl when vomiting?! Huh?! WAY difficult, apparently. Boo.

*sigh*

On the upside, I'm having a super good time concocting elaborate stories of fistfights at Target over the last sale-priced Bratz doll, a close encounter with a slippery wet floor and a doorknob, and even this doozy of a story about a freak falling Christmas tree accident at the mall (my fave!). Who knew bruised-up eyes could be so fun?

Because when life hands you lemons... well, you know the rest.

link | posted by Cat at 6:39 AM


3 Comments:
Blogger hemlock commented:

Oh man. Being sick sucks A$$. Hope you feel better soon.

» 12/16/2005 10:08 AM 
Anonymous kalki commented:

Are you sick? Or pregnant? (Sorry, but people do that to me all the time...)

» 12/16/2005 11:53 AM 
Blogger mrtl commented:

Post a picture of those eyes, baby!

» 12/16/2005 11:56 AM 

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