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Desperate Working Mommas
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I am one of many desperate working mommas. I am also a recovering Senior English teacher. I share my life with That Guy I Married (TGIM) and our three crazy kiddos.


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    Monday, January 23, 2006
    What you gonna do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk?... my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump...

    To the two 17-year-old Target associates struggling to maneuver a large, unwieldy box into my car's trunk (which was littered with-- among other things-- a Bratz scooter, several mismatched socks, some window cleaner and paper towels, a half-deflated soccer ball, and one roller blade):

    "Oh my gosh! Sorry! I didn't realize I had so much junk in my trunk!"

    On their sly glances at my buttocks followed by ill-concealed snickering:

    "I really just said that, didn't I?"

    link | posted by Cat at 5:51 AM


    14 Comments:
    Blogger Charlotte in Pa commented:

    HA! Did you burst into song? You KNOW they're telling that story all over the place... Look at you, Cat - entertaining people in the real world as well as the blogosphere. You're just a giver that way!

    » 1/23/2006 7:16 AM 
    Blogger WILLIAM commented:

    "U can look but you can’t touch it,
    If you touch it I'ma start some drama,
    You don’t want no drama"

    » 1/23/2006 7:19 AM 
    Blogger hemlock commented:

    I might have said that, but I'm so not cool enough to realize that it sounded funny.

    » 1/23/2006 7:46 AM 
    Anonymous Anonymous commented:

    Hee! AWESOME.

    » 1/23/2006 7:57 AM 
    Blogger Susie commented:

    You so crazy!

    Your BAIB looks good on here! Congratulations on such a MAJOR AWARD.

    » 1/23/2006 10:16 AM 
    Blogger C Merry commented:

    That was cute :)

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    http://www.bratzworld.tv

    » 1/23/2006 11:51 AM 
    Blogger The Egel Nest commented:

    FUNNY!

    I loved this story...and I could picture my wife saying this...although she would break into song and dance :)

    Bradley
    The Egel Nest

    » 1/23/2006 12:28 PM 
    Anonymous Anonymous commented:

    Classic!

    PS one more day until American Idol Season 5 week 2. Woo!

    » 1/23/2006 12:28 PM 
    Blogger BirdMadGirl commented:

    That's pretty funny :) I'm sure I would have said the same thing without realizing it.

    » 1/23/2006 3:00 PM 
    Blogger Renee commented:

    LMFAO! Brilliant! Too funny!:-)

    » 1/23/2006 6:42 PM 
    Blogger Random and Odd commented:

    LOL!

    Love the new colors!!

    » 1/23/2006 9:16 PM 
    Blogger Annejelynn commented:

    BWAH HA HA HA HA

    » 1/24/2006 11:26 AM 
    Blogger LadyBug commented:

    *snork!*

    That is all.

    » 1/25/2006 9:06 AM 
    Blogger Unknown commented:

    LOL -- and I'm sure you pulled saying that off with a lot more coolness that I could have! :)

    You rock, girlie!

    » 1/25/2006 9:26 AM 

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