I haven't had a chance to watch this week's narrowing down of contestants on American Idol ... YET. But thanks to the wonders of the modern age and the eight frickin' hours of "strenuous" manual labor by the Verizon Cable crew (and I'm using my sarcastic quote marks), I have Tuesday's AND Wednesday's episodes recorded all nice and tight on my brand-spankin'-new TiFaux and I will totally be watching them at my leisure with absolutely NO commercial interruptions. Take that, Coca-Cola Company! That's right, Ford, I drive a Honda! Shove off, Cingular! I'm Verizon's biznotch (for another two years as of yesterday, that is, but... Pink Razr!).
What? Will I be watching the episodes soon? Heck, yes, I'll be watching them soon! GOSH! (/end Napoleon Dynamite voice) Tonight, actually. And then we shall dish.
That being said, I'm hoping they didn't boot my cute little gay cowboy. You know, with the big ol' cowboy hat and the big ol' wide eyes and the little ol' voice that causes all the fur on the back of my poor little Imaginary Because I Am WAY Allergic dog to stand on end?
Yes! That one!
Sure, his voice sucks, but he's so wee! Like my wee Ryan! But, you know, wee... er. And I have a soft spot for weeishness, truth be told. And big ol' cowboy hats on little gay cowboys.
I know, right? Who doesn't?
DON'T. TELL. ME.
- Cristin in NJ commented:
TiFaux? I love it. You have quite the way with words.
- » 2/16/2006 8:28 AM
- hemlock commented:
Weeishness?? Yeah, who could resist a wee gay cowboy in a big ole cowboy hat??
- » 2/16/2006 8:42 AM
- kalki commented:
TiFaux makes me happy. The word, not the actual thingy. Because we don't have the actual thingy. Although if we did, that would make me happy, too. You know, the thingy. But for now, it's just the word.
- » 2/16/2006 8:54 AM
- Odd Mix commented:
"Weeishness!" What a great word.I think I shall adopt it and make it my own and it shall be mine and I shall name it... well... weeishness!
TiVo/Faux rocks! Season pass - no more missing my favorite shows because life happens - Oh, Yes!
- » 2/16/2006 10:05 AM
- Charlotte in Pa commented:
Sue will SO covet your pink razor. She wants one badly. You'd think someone who loves her would buy it for her birthday... but they won't. :-)
- » 2/16/2006 10:25 AM
- LadyBug commented:
TiFaux totally made me happy, too. I love your words.
But I'm currently COVETING your TiFaux, as I missed BOTH of this week's American Idol episodes. And I am so sad. So very, very sad.
Is it too much to ask for a play-by-play blog entry when you watch them? I mean, since you can pause, rewind, etc. on your fancy-schmancy TiFaux?
::returns to weeping into empty coffee cup, longing for the missed episodes::
- » 2/16/2006 10:29 AM
- Cat commented:
For you, Ladybug? Anything.
And my Pink Razr? PRETTY! Of course, there isn't much in the way of PDA functionality on the skinny li'l thang, just so y'all know. But that is not what I was looking for in a cell phone, so there you go.
- » 2/16/2006 10:37 AM
- Vajana commented:
i haven't seen it this week--did the cute embalmer guy make it? He was my fave.
and word verification: psycyc.
I am so psychic baby!
- » 2/16/2006 11:04 AM
- WILLIAM commented:
cable? Cool. I am looking forward to the updates.
- » 2/16/2006 2:23 PM
- John R. Sanchez commented:
- » 2/17/2006 6:32 AM