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Desperate Working Mommas
Your one-stop site for fanatical television snarking, questionable political analysis, occasional attempts to address the parenting issues facing working mothers, and halfhearted promises to stop obsessing about the entertainment industry, already! Oh, not to mention the random bitching and moaning. There's always that.
Tuesday, May 02, 2006
You throw in a candy bar and you've got yourself a problem.

You know what's crazier than a child hopped up on a sugary, caffeinated beverage? A child who THINKS she's hopped up on a sugary, caffeinated beverage. Allow me to illustrate... it looks a little something like this:

Alli: (running in circles) Aaaahhhhh! Oooooooh! I'm CRAZY!

Cat: Oh LORD, did you give her Mountain Dew again?

Alli: (bouncing up and down) Woooo! Wheeeeeeeee! Yyayayayayaya!

TGIM: I swear, I only gave her a tiny sip--

Alli: (executing near perfect swan dive onto living room couch): Hummana hummana! Ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! HOO! Didja see that, momma! Lookit! I'll do it again! Wheeeeeeeeeeee!

TGIM: (shouting to be heard over Wheeeee!-ing) Allison, you cannot be that hyper from just one sip of Mountain Dew! It isn't possible!

Alli: (stopping in tracks) Really?

T.D.: DUH!

Hannah: DUH!... Wait, you can't?

Allison: Oh...

Allison shrugs and walks calmly out of the room.

Cat/TGIM: ...?

link | posted by Cat at 1:13 PM


7 Comments:
Blogger Julie Julie Bo Boolie commented:

Ah yes.. you just GOTTA love them.. because if you didn't who else would? ;)

» 5/02/2006 1:20 PM 
Blogger Not-So-Normal-Mom commented:

Awesome!!!!! I remember my Child Development professor telling the class, "Sugar does not cause hyperactivity in children." And I was like, HUH???? Then I realized, they are just so darn giddy with the joy of candy! Very cute, Cat!

» 5/02/2006 2:22 PM 
Blogger Charlotte in Pa commented:

Ha! The power of suggestion! I love how TGYM was all trying to cover his tracks so you didn't blame it on him. Funny man! Tonight's AI should be interesting... 2 songs each. I am so excited for some reason! (It's probably because I'm hoping that Katharine.. pardon me, KAT's boobs will make another appearance. HELLO!?!) Looking forward to the recap...

» 5/02/2006 3:21 PM 
Blogger Big Heavy commented:

hilarious

» 5/02/2006 5:32 PM 
Blogger Odd Mix commented:

It's the placebo effect.

» 5/02/2006 10:36 PM 
Blogger Unknown commented:

LOL That's SO funny!

» 5/03/2006 6:56 AM 
Anonymous Anonymous commented:

Love it.

» 5/03/2006 9:14 PM 

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