It's nuts, absofreakinglutely CRAZY, how much I love Joan of Arcadia. I'm having heart palpitations right this moment, just thinking about watching the show tonight. Heart palpitations! This is not normal. But... tonight there will be singing! And zombies! Oh ho ho. That's entertainment.
Britney Spears is beginning to frighten me. No, really.
TiVo is a blessing. A blessing from God. What more could an impatient, obsessive-compulsive, control-freak woman want? Annoying commercials? Just click right through them. Children screaming? Pause. Phone ringing? Pause, again. Husband insisting you love the TV more than him? Press record and show him a good time (and still get to watch that episode of Without a Trace!) *sigh* Pure, unadulterated viewing pleasure. Yep. A blessing. A blessing from God.
"Fun Size" candy bars? Huh. What's so fun about them? You need, like, twelve of them before they even begin to resemble "fun." I hate deceptive advertising. "Fun size." WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE KIDDING, MARS, INCORPORATED?!
Why are people so cynical in their weblogs? I loathe cynicism. It's such a downer. I mean, I don't believe for a second that these people can possibly be as misanthropic as they let on. It's highly unlikely. And so ten minutes ago. Total poseurs. Honestly. I don't buy it. Boo.
- Tracy commented:
Hey, Cat - first time visiting; I dig your blog! You're funny. =)
TiVo rocks the Casbah; I'd give up most of the major appliances in my house before I'd give up my TiVo. I'm lusting wantonly for the one that will burn DVD's for you, too...
- » 1/14/2005 11:02 AM
- Cat commented:
OMG! A COMMENT! WOOT WOOT! I'M FAMOUS! Ah, I kid. Thanks, Tracy. TiVo is my life. It must NEVER go away. Never, I say.
- » 1/14/2005 1:25 PM
- Circus Kelli commented:
I'm so, like, totally with you on that girlfriend!
Ok, no, I really don't talk like that in real life (too much).
This is the first time I've visited your blog, and I've read a few of your entries, and I think you're completely funny and so *dead on* with some things!
I LOVED your "work day list" entry! I could totally relate! Not that I do anything like that... working out, I mean...
Keep on writing! I'll be back!
- » 1/18/2005 9:11 AM
I agree totally lil' sistah.
- » 2/07/2005 4:04 PM