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Desperate Working Mommas
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Friday, February 18, 2005
How To Be My New American Idol

Fly into the most hilariously unscripted piece of stream-of-consciousness verbiage EVER when told you made the Top 24 on American Idol. You go on keepin' it real, Mikalah, you hear?!

Run a close second by uttering words which will soon be forcibly erased from your vocabulary via Hollywood De-Patterning Techniques if you make it big in the industry: "I'm so happy!... I need a donut."

Aloha? You = hilarious. Don't ever change. No, really.

Damn. Now I need a donut.

link | posted by Cat at 10:06 AM


2 Comments:
Blogger Circus Kelli commented:

Ha! I don't watch American Idol, but DONUTS, yeah, baby. Donuts is totally something I can get behind.

Got any?

» 2/18/2005 9:23 AM 
Blogger Cat commented:

Oh, I wish!
Unfortunately, donuts- those suckers- get ME in the behind, if you know what I'm sayin'...
*sigh*
I loves me some donuts. I'm Krispy Kreme's bee-yotch, oh yes I am.

» 2/18/2005 9:42 AM 

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