I tell you, if it wasn't actually just a LITTLE bit funny that I sneezed so hard I popped my jaw out of its socket so now I can't eat solid food, and if it wasn't so hilarious that my sweet little children have successfully passed on to me their hacking coughs, hurricane-force sneezes, general achiness, severe chills, and 102 degree fevers, and if it wasn't so DAMN HYSTERICAL that I'm pretty sure the icky, pesky lice my daughter brought home from school penetrated my RID shampooed and coconut oiled head of hair, well, I would probably cry.
Oh, yes. Like a baby.
Wait. Did I mention Aunt Flo? No?
Damn. Pass a Kleenex, would ya?
- katier commented:
AW! That is harsh! I hope you all feel better soon....poor lady and your babies. *hugs* get better...*cough cough* oh no! I'm contracted all the...just kidding.
- » 3/20/2005 5:07 PM
- mrtl commented:
ohmygawd - The sneezing did that? I sneeze ALL THE TIME since I'm practically allergic to AIR. How mortifying!
I hope you're feeling better soon and your family blends you up some yummy grubbage and you get rid of your cooties and you aren't too crampy on top of it all.
Just imagine the karma that must be heading your way!
- » 3/20/2005 10:44 PM
- Shaun commented:
Jesus, Cat. Get BETTER!! Solid food's overrated anyway.
- » 3/21/2005 1:57 AM