Hmmm... The human memory is a strange, scary thing. Thing is, I asked my co-workers to supply me with their favorite movie quotes, if they were so inclined. Apparently, they were so inclined.
For your TGIF viewing pleasure, I have compiled the quotes I received courtesy of my co-workers, without any attribution whatsoever. It's up to all y'all to figger out from whence they came. Just for fun. There will be no prizes. Except, of course-- as my mother would say-- the pride in a job well done.
Okay, I say that. To my kids. But let's not quibble.
So now, without further ado, the quotes. Have at it.
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"Nobody puts Baby in the corner."
"My name is Enigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die."
"She's quite mad."
"Ah, the perfect advisor!"
"Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."
"She thinks my name's Bobby?"
"It's possible she thinks my name's Bobby."
"Now it isn't as though I don't like you, Susan, because, after all, in moments of quiet I'm strangely drawn toward you, but-- well, there haven't been any quiet moments."
"Well you look perfectly idiotic in those clothes."
"These aren't my clothes."
"Well, where are your clothes?"
"I've lost my clothes!"
"Well, why are you wearing these clothes?"
"Because I just went gay all of a sudden!"
"'He's three years old, gentle as a kitten, and he likes dogs.' I wonder whether Mark means that he eats dogs or is fond of them? Mark's so vague at times."
"You talkin' to me?"
"I couldn't do that. Could you do that? How can they do it? Who are those guys?"
"Inconceivable!"
"Goin' a little heavy on the pine tree perfume there kid? "
"No, it's an auto air freshener."
"Good, you've pinpointed it, now the next step is washin' it out."
"I'd like to make her look a little more attractive, how far can you pull back? "
"How do you feel about Cleveland?"
"All you have to do is kill me."
"Did you hear I graduated?"
"Yeah and just a shade under a decade. All right."
"You know a lot of people go to college for seven years."
"I know, they're called doctors."
"Run away!"
"Go get 'em, Tiger."
"The Chinaman is not the issue."
"You're money."
"How am I funny? Like funny in a clown?"
"Umm, well, if you could just get your TPS forms in, that would be great."
4 Comments:
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commented:
All I'm going to say that if you don't post the sources of all these on Monday I'm going to be mad. I recognize "Dirty Dancing," a couple from "Holy Grail," and "Taxi Driver." Some others are familiar and driving me crazy. Please don't disappoint. Thank you for your time and consideration.
- » 3/12/2005 11:58 AM
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commented:
All I'm going to say that if you don't post the sources of all these on Monday I'm going to be mad. I recognize "Dirty Dancing," a couple from "Holy Grail," and "Taxi Driver." Some others are familiar and driving me crazy. Please don't disappoint. Thank you for your time and consideration.
- » 3/12/2005 11:58 AM
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chirky commented:
i got Princess Bride, Holy Grail, and Tommy Boy, but i'm stuck on the others.
cat, will you indulge us with the answers? inquiring minds want to know!
(got here from Dooce, by the way!)- » 3/14/2005 11:21 AM
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chirky commented:
i got Princess Bride, Holy Grail, and Tommy Boy, but i'm stuck on the others.
cat, will you indulge us with the answers? inquiring minds want to know!
(got here from Dooce, by the way!)- » 3/14/2005 11:21 AM