Yo, yo, yo, dawgs, here it is. You know I like you, a'ight? It's just, I'm not feelin' the whole expose thing going on, dig it? So I choose not to pander to any sister-beating, publicity-whoring, gossip-mongering Has-Been who is searching for 15 more minutes of fame by attempting to bring down my beloved show.
So, yeah. Basically, I didn't watch the show. SORRY! But I wuv American Idol too much, y'all! And I HATE tattletales, and from what I have read/heard, I firmly believe Corey Clark is simply manipulating the facts, twising them all up to surf on the edges of the massive wave of AI popularity with the hope of selling his album and book. Which will be crappy. And tawdry. And obviously STUPID.
Because "Paula Ticks"? Really? Dirty bastard.
Don't get me wrong, I think Paula is one muffed up ex-choreographer/pop singing sensation/Laker Girl, but listen. I admit I still have a soft spot in my heart for the gal that brought that saucy "Cold-Hearted Snake" MTV video into my world (BOOyah! Scaffolding! Legs and bodies everywhere! Nasty!). Certainly, Paula has issues. She needs massive doses of therapy/rehab, like, yesterday. But I don't think she is necessarily a cheater.
But even if she were a cheater, which she isn't (That's my story! Not listening! La la la la la la!) she's a freaking BAD one, yo?! 'Cuz look around! It certainly didn't help Corey (or Justin!) any in the long run, now did it? Eh? EH?! I didn't think so. Take that, Corey, you big Mrs. Robinson-bonking baby.
So yeah. Expose, shmexpose. Unless something truly tasty is going on, oh, such as Simon bonking Carrie, or Ryan making the moves on Bo, or Randy and Vonzell engaging in illicit sex acts in the Red Room during commercial breaks, I say ignore that swill-spewing wannabe mofo and bring on the FABULOUSLY spectacular vocal stylings of Carrie, Bo, and Vonzell! (Sorry Anthony. You are SO going home next week.)
Didn't Simon mention in his book that in the first season he tried to help Ryan Starr, but all it did was turn her into a meglomaniac... If Simon couldn't help her, why assume Paula could help Corey... She was just using him...Maybe she's attracted to loser/bad boys... America will pick who they want anyhow, and unless all of America is sleeping with Corey... Which, fortunately for us, America has better taste... then I wouldn't worry about the controversy.
- » 5/05/2005 9:25 AM
- Cat commented:
Oh you just totally gave me the dry-heaves, there, anonymous. BLECH! Simon and Ryan freaking Starr?! I thought she was a man!! In drag!! Then again...
But America sleeping with Corey Clark?
I feel dirty. Must bathe.
- » 5/05/2005 9:28 AM
- Mamaramma commented:
I knew as I was watching that expose last night that I was doing something dirty and wrong, but I did it anyway.
By the by, have you seen the movie All That Jazz about Bob Fosse? Because the Cold Hearted Snake video was in homage to him - it's basically a direct copy from one of his numbers. I love a crazy judge who loves Bob Fosse.
- » 5/05/2005 11:56 AM
- Random and Odd commented:
I'm just wondering who Clay was doing.
and Paula...get it on girlfriend.
Gotta Getcha Some!!
- » 5/05/2005 2:40 PM
- Cat commented:
Mamaramma you are so full of interesting facts! I think I have heard that, actually, and it IS endearing, no? And saucy. I second Kristine's "Gotta getcha some!" But Paula, shoot a little higher next time, mmkay? Go for Bo or Constantine, at least. Have a little self-respect! I mean, c'mon... Corey Clark?! Geez.
- » 5/05/2005 2:54 PM
- Lex commented:
Did I miss something? Did Paula get it on with Justin too?
- » 5/05/2005 10:57 PM
- Cat commented:
Oops. Did I inadvertantly spew some filth?
- » 5/06/2005 3:15 AM