Carrie and Bo make all the others look like amateurs. That is all I have to say about that.
Okay, FINE. Lying.
Anthony: Damn you. Damn you for being so sucky last night! I mean, "Poison Ivy"? I would rather roll NAKED in poison ivy than listen to you "sing" that song again. I am SO not kidding. Yech. The shmoopy ballad was a smidge better, obviously, as that is your thang, but overall? SUCK! And now Scott will stay EVEN LONGER! Damn you to hell.
Scott: Fine. You did a decent job on the first song. It was good, dawg. I was feelin' you. But the second, not so much. And hello? Ego? (Did anyone else envision him pulling out a gun and going all Full Metal Jacket on Simon? I can totally see this scenario playing out. Dude doesn't like the criticism much, does he?) GOSH! PLEASE GO HOME NOW! Incidentally, I thought I hated your weird facial hair, but it was SOOOO much better than smooth-faced Scotty! EECH! I'm skerred! Hold me!
Speaking of facial hair,
Bo: Dude. You ROCK. LOVE the scruff! The soul patch was WAY gay. You had me hooked at the first line of "Lean on Me." Way to rock a simple song, dude. Even JPL was impressed. Did you see him in the crowd? Heh. JPL. What a dork. And "Heaven" was perfection as well. I wuv you big lots, Bogart! Stay clean, bro!
Vonzell: GAH! You did the giggling thing again! We talked about this, Vonzell. Stop it. Stop it now. I'm serious. Truthfully, I fast-forwarded through the Elvis song, but your solo of "When You Tell Me That You Love Me" was pretty spectacular. You better be number three.
Carrie: Wow, girl. "Trouble" was AMAZING. (Take that, Carrie naysayers! In your face! Woo! Girl's got pipes AND personality! Told you so! Nyah nyah nyah NYAH nyah!) Seriously, what's with the "robotic" comments, Simon? Ignore him, sister-friend... "Bless the Broken Road" was beautiful. BEE-YOOOOO-TEE-FULL. But the prairie skirt? Fugly. Get thee to a stylist, STAT.
Truthfully, I am conflicted here. Bo or Carrie? Carrie or Bo? Actually, you know what? Scratch that. Either way. They both deserve it.
6 Comments:
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Wicked H commented:
Great recap Cat!!
Go Bo and Carrie.
The rest can go home now as far as I am concerned.- » 5/04/2005 9:24 AM
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I agree... Anthony's version of poison ivy was painful to say the least... Scott isn't that bad as long as you don't look at him... Good for radio, bad for touring... Carrie and Bo are my faves!!! Though my husband wanted to know what that silly thing was around her butt in the Elvis song... It was making it difficult to check out her butt!!!
- » 5/04/2005 9:33 AM
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Cat commented:
Oooooh, a silly thing! I did not notice the silly thing. I must go check this out...
- » 5/04/2005 9:40 AM
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Danikabur commented:
Finally I can happily agree with you. Bo or Carrie. Vonzelle third.
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Hi Cat! I totally agree! Carrie and Bo for the final two. I think it's Anthony or Scott leaving next. I hope it's Scott. New flash Scott... You're NOT Black or a gangsta' or a player or whatever you think you are! You're stupid! Vonzell please stop it with the Barbie "I like to play dress up" stuff. I think I agree with Simon about Bo being a wantabe...not that he's not good, but what self respecting hard core rocker would be on AI? Unless...he's just playing the game. Hmm...
My vote is for Carrie.- » 5/04/2005 4:24 PM
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Cat commented:
Yay! Di! DI! My BFF! Hi!
Personally, I think Bo is legit. He just knows good PR when he sees it.- » 5/04/2005 6:50 PM