Carrie, I'm with Simon: It was totally the band's fault! Can we vote them off? No, seriously. Could that first arrangement have sucked any harder? Huh? Could it?! I think not.
Whoa. Did I just see Mikalah Gordon in the audience? Yikes. Who let her in? Security!
Bogart, Bogart, Boooooooogart... love the shades, dude. LOVE! THEM! You are already a star, my man. Already. Honestly. Leave the freaking show and cut your album already so I can rush to the store all willy-nilly-like and snatch it up. Cuz it'll be HAWT!
Oh! Baby V, don't cry! It's okay!! Really! No one cares that your brothers are a bit... dim. They're cute! Promise! Aaaaw, girl, you're making me cry too! It's all--
Holy shnikes! Is that Harry Hamlin and Lisa Rinna (AKA: The Echolls) in the audience?! PoorLogan's parents from the under-the-radar hit series Veronica Mars?! Wait?! Isn't Mrs. Echoll's dead?! Oh NO! Don't spoil the ending! Don't spoil the ending! I'm not listening! La la la la! GAH!
-- um, it's all good, Vonzell. We all have been there. Hang tough. That last performance was a bit... manic, but we love you anyway. Kisses.
Anthony? You fiiiiiiine! The 80's chic should SO not be coming back, but what can you do? I mean, remember pegged pants, people? Your first outfit tonight is a cautionary tale if ever I saw one, my friends. Mark my words. Regardless, way to nail your songs and mesmerize your key demographic! Old chicks LOVE you, A-Fed. LOVE YOU! Oh, and teenage chicks. AND some middle-aged chicks. The guys? Not so much.
Overall, I think Baby V may be OUT. Carrie could be a surprise ousting, however. As for me, I don't care who wins at this point. I love 'em all. Yes, even A-Fed. He has grown on me. But he must never, ever, NEVER attempt to "sing" Poison Ivy again. Oh, I am DEADLY serious, Anthony. NEVER. Ever.
As far as I'm concerned there is only one idol, and that is Bo!!!
- » 5/11/2005 11:49 AM
- Circus Kelli commented:
My darling, dear Cat. How are you today? I have something for you over at my blog.
- » 5/11/2005 2:45 PM