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Monday, June 06, 2005
WAH Day Haiku

(Disclaimer: My 5-year-old daughter picked my Mood for me today. She liked the picture. That is all. Just so you know.)

In honor of my first official weekday of Work At Home (WAH) privilege, I have waxed poetic and composed a haiku:

Hark! Is that my phone?
No! Deafening silence reigns...
Work At Home? Hell yes!


I know, I know. I can't help it. It's just in me, you know?

Sometimes you just can't fight the muse.

Edited to Add:

Tight little booty--
Wither have you gone? Wither?
My junk in the trunk?

Woo! Somebody STOP me! I've got a fever, y'all! and the only prescription is more haiku!

Hey. Feel free to jump right in. I don't want to hog all the fun.

link | posted by Cat at 11:46 AM


10 Comments:
Blogger Circus Kelli commented:

Work at home day, huh?
Who could be so way lucky?
Not me, that's who. Witch. ;)

» 6/06/2005 2:18 PM 
Blogger mrtl commented:

I sit at my "desk,"
Laptop on coffee table.
Watching Dr. Phil.

» 6/06/2005 5:49 PM 
Anonymous kalki commented:

Worst wedding ever -
That is the Deep Throat story
That I couldn't blog.

» 6/06/2005 7:53 PM 
Blogger mrtl commented:

Kalki,

You have convinced me
To start an anonymous
Way to post these things

I want to hear the story.

» 6/06/2005 8:32 PM 
Blogger Cat commented:

me, too! me, too! me, too! me too!

OH! Um... me, too.

» 6/06/2005 8:39 PM 
Blogger Random and Odd commented:

Kalki...you can't keep this shit from us!!

Oh and Cat..uh...SHIT, I was going to say something and I forgot what it was....OH OH OH, I can't find Veronica Mars ANYWHERE on my guide.

I wanted to Tivo it and I can't find it!!

» 6/06/2005 10:44 PM 
Blogger Cat commented:

Kristine: Oooooh! Give it a shot! June 14th is the Pilot! The entire season BLEW ME AWAY. It's seriously worth the effort:

http://www.upn.com/shows/veronica_mars_tmpl/

If that link doesn't work, just go to www.upn.com.

:)

» 6/07/2005 3:49 AM 
Blogger Vajana commented:

Kid at water park.
Bloody nose and won't get out.
Hepatitis Me.


http://www.haikucircus.com/index.htm

» 6/07/2005 10:57 PM 
Blogger Cat commented:

Vajana: ew!
And thanks for the link! :)

CK: Vuuuuuurrrry cute. Witch. ;)

mrtl and kalki: I am still waiting for you two geniuses to figure out a way to swing this Deep Throat story...
*sigh*

Kristine: Did you find it? Huh? Did you? Huh? HUH?!

MORE HAIKU!

» 6/08/2005 4:10 AM 
Blogger Cat commented:

Oh! Kristine! Be sure not to miss a second episode of VM on Wednesday, June 15th. Lots of good character development going on!

» 6/08/2005 4:24 AM 

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