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Monday, August 22, 2005
How to Win Friends and Influence Me

Come to my newly purchased home where there is a slight bit of renovation going on (read: Extreme Home Makeover DISASTER AREA), accompanied by yummy cupcakes and a "geek-genius husband" who was A) strong enough to help TGIM move our couch, kitchen table, and the behemoth, gazillion-pound entertainment armoire which has been sitting all skew-whiffy in my kitchen for three aggravating weeks, and B) smart enough to oversee the construction of a monstrous IKEA loft bed (with no actual words in the instructions, but plenty of pictures and extraneous !exclamation marks!) which if left alone with it at this point in the game no doubt would have led to many a harsh and profane word spoken between myself and TGIM, I kid you not. Oh, and quite possibly spurts of physical violence in which I growl and perpetrate Buffy-like ninja moves upon my rock-solid husband while he smirks and shouts, "You wanna PIECE A ME?!"

Girlfriend, you guys saved my marriage.

link | posted by Cat at 7:30 AM

Anonymous kalki commented:

The good company (and the suction cups!) made it all worthwhile. And I could just stare at your living room forever - hippest room in town by FAR!

» 8/22/2005 10:19 AM 
Blogger mrtl commented:


I'm jealous. And the pregnancy hormones, you know. I'm getting weepy.

Oh, and while I'm in this mood, it would be a good time to share something with you. The pie? 650 calories. 49 grams of fat. IN ONE PIECE. Of COURSE I'll still eat it. But I owe you skinny bitches. BIG TIME!

» 8/22/2005 10:47 AM 
Blogger Cat commented:

Oooooh, kalki and the SUCTION CUPS. That is an altogether separate post...

And THANKS. Again. :)

And mrtl? you can owe me some big-ass pie calories ANY FREAKING TIME. Oh, ho ho, yes you CAN...

» 8/22/2005 11:22 AM 
Anonymous kalki commented:

I want to add that I first read "squirts of physical violence" - eew.

49 grams of fat?! Oy. But that means it must taste darn good....

» 8/22/2005 11:39 AM 
Blogger Cat commented:

Oh my goodness, kalki! You dirty bird!

Un! Comfortable!

» 8/22/2005 11:40 AM 
Blogger mrtl commented:

Y'all have to let me know when you're getting together next time. mwa hahahahahaha! I have some big plans for you.

» 8/22/2005 12:05 PM 
Anonymous kalki commented:

Noooo, I meant blood! Blood, I say!!

Mrtl, that evil laugh of yours is formidable.

» 8/22/2005 7:06 PM 

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