Good GOLLY! How did I miss this movie the first time around? And who is this Cillian Murphy/Scarecrow fellow with the pretty, pretty eyes (RAWR!)? And when did Christian Bale get so BUFF?! Because, um, WOW?! And will Katie Holmes return as Rachel Dawes in the sequel that-- due to the whole Joker thing-- will OBVIOUSLY be coming soon now that she is great with Tom Cruise's progeny and has forsaken all movie roles in her quest for stay-at-home motherhood and Scientological enlightenment?! Huh?! And is "Scientological" even a real word? Is it?! Because if not, it totally should be, right?! And would Tom even let her out of the house ANYWAY?! Without her cellphone and new "best friend"-slash-spiritual guide?! Which would be sad because I totally liked her as Rachel, you know?! She had 'tude! She slapped Batman! TWICE! Okay, before he was Batman, but STILL! Bad-ass! Not Dawson's Creeky AT ALL, right?!
Man, oh man.... Run, Katie! RUN!
Wait. What was I talking about?
Oh, yes. Batman Begins was a freaking good flick, yo?
6 Comments:
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LadyBug commented:
I must thank you for that last sentence, because I spent the whole post going, "Huh? What movie? Who are these people? WHAT MOVIE?"
It probably goes without saying, but I'll say it anyway: the whole Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes/Scientological (totally a word), thing makes my stomach turn.
Word verification: hccujqi - one of the many sounds Tom Cruise's prisoner is not allowed to make during her Scientology-sanctioned SILENT BIRTH.- » 12/06/2005 8:21 PM
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WILLIAM commented:
Your DC street cred just went up a few points.
- » 12/07/2005 5:01 AM
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hemlock commented:
Yeah, I really enjoyed it.
BUT, I still envision Christian Bale running down a hall naked (except running shoes) and a chainsaw. Buff yes...but still in my mind as a crazy person.- » 12/07/2005 8:57 AM
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WILLIAM commented:
By the way, I was watching Kathy Griffin on Bravo last night. She was doing a stand up routine. I was thinking to myself "I bet that is what Cat is like". Please take it as a compliment becasue I find her very funny.
- » 12/07/2005 10:55 AM
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Cat commented:
Kathy Griffin frightens me.
That is all.- » 12/11/2005 7:57 PM
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Chico Maivia commented:
Batman Begins=best movie EVER.
- » 1/15/2006 6:07 PM