Why one should never discuss shows about plastic surgery in front of young children:
Momma: (attempting to explain "boob job" to 6-year-old Alli) Well, the plastic surgeon slices right under a woman's boob...
Hannah: Aurrrghhh!
Tanner: Oh! Eeeew! Mom!
Momma: (persevering) --and slips this balloon full of saline right in there--
Hannah: What's saline?
T.D.: I'm not listening... la, la, la... I'm not listening...
Momma: (raising voice to be heard over "La, la la!"-ing son) --um, right under her skin, and uh, it makes her, uh, well, heh-heh, you see... it--
TGIM: It makes her boobs look bigger!
Alli: Oh...
Hannah: Well, that's stupid.
TGIM: (stifling a snort of laughter) Sorry... it's a tickle... in my throat...
Momma: (shooting Look of Death TGIM's way) Yes it is, sweetie! Absolutely!
Alli: (*ding!*) Hey! Wait!... Grandma Sue must have had one of those, right, Momma?! Her boobs are HUGE!
I have to give TGIM props for keeping a steady hand on the wheel as he wiped tears of laughter from his eyes. As for me, it took nearly 5 minutes for my violent fit of hysterical laugher to abate. The hiccoughs lasted 10.
Um, yeah. No more Nip/Tuck chats while on family car rides, I tell you what!
Oh, and sorry, Mom.
3 Comments:
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WILLIAM commented:
Classic.
- » 12/07/2005 2:44 PM
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Unknown commented:
LOL, aren't kids great?! :)
- » 12/08/2005 8:12 AM
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Ern commented:
That's too funny!
(And I loooooove that you spelled "hiccoughs" correctly.)- » 12/08/2005 11:58 AM