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Desperate Working Mommas

Your one-stop site for fanatical television snarking, questionable political analysis, occasional attempts to address the parenting issues facing working mothers, and halfhearted promises to stop obsessing about the entertainment industry, already! Oh, not to mention the random bitching and moaning. There's always that.

: Name: Cat; Location: United States

I am one of many desperate working mommas. I am also a recovering Senior English teacher. I share my life with That Guy I Married (TGIM) and our three crazy kiddos.

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Monday, March 21, 2005

Now, c'mon, God! This is getting ridiculous!

Just when I think things couldn't possibly get any worse-- what with the feverish ick, and the lousey lice, and the jaw poppage and the Aunt Flo-- the heavens open up and God says, "I hate you, Cat."

How was I supposed to know that one little episode of vomiting and dry-heaving could burst all the teensy weensy capillaries surrounding my eyes? Huh?! It's just like a horror movie, you know, with the living dead oozing blood from their eyes and all! Except it's all over my eyelids, too! GAH! I'm Linda Blair! But without the levitating and devil possession and stuff. Just the vomiting. And the scary eyes. Can you picture it? Blood red! I look like a zombie crack ho and it's SCARING the CHILDREN!

HOW WAS I TO KNOW?!

Honestly. Just be thankful I didn't post the picture we took.

::shudder::

You'd have had nightmares for SURE.

link | posted by Cat at 8:55 AM

3 Comments:

Anonymous commented:: Things don't appear to be at their worst just yet. You still have your sense of humor.

sorry; » 3/21/2005 7:34 AM
Unknown commented:: Awww, I'm sorry you're sick, Cat. Isn't that just like the universe to kick you when you're down sometimes??

Feel better soon.; » 3/21/2005 8:29 AM
Random and Odd commented:: Poor Cat!! *hug*; » 3/22/2005 5:19 PM

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