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Desperate Working Mommas
Your one-stop site for fanatical television snarking, questionable political analysis, occasional attempts to address the parenting issues facing working mothers, and halfhearted promises to stop obsessing about the entertainment industry, already! Oh, not to mention the random bitching and moaning. There's always that.
Wednesday, February 22, 2006
*GASP*... can't... breathe... must... fix... internet connection...

I have NO internet connection! I am hacking on to someone else's, so I'll be brief:

How cute was my sweet wee Ryan last night, huh?! So, SOOOOOO cute! What with his wisecracking and his red-checkered shirt that matched... nothing else he had on, and his darker, less highlighted, flat-ironed hair and whatnot... MAN. LOVE! And he finally cut Simon, and GOOD, right?! "Well, I would have worn a t-shirt under that sweater, but we all make mistakes..." Woo! Go wee'un! GO!

HATE Brenna Gethers. She must DIE.
LOVE Katharine McPhee girl. She must WIN.
No, really. I have a total girl-crush on her. She's lovely. LOVELY.
LIKE Paris Bennett, althought the helium voice BUGS, yo?
LIKE Lisa Tucker. She's way too talented and confident for a 16-year-old. AWESOME.
The rest of the girls are pretty, but memorable? Not so much.

But tonight? BOYS! That means *sigh* Ace Young will be on! ACE! My NEW Secret American Idol LUVAH! Oh, he is PRETTY. I absolutely cannot wait! Sing for me, luvah. Don't think I don't see you looking at me with those bedroom eyes...

OMG. I just said "bedroom eyes"!! Who says "bedroom eyes"?! Old people, that's who! Good LORD.

Well, now I'm just depressed.

Okay, totally over it. William kicks ass, too, the little cutie-pie, but he is, what? Like 12? So obviously we can't be secret luvahs. Sorry, dude. Wasn't meant to be. Really. You gotta move on.

So, I should probably bail. People are staring at me. What?! Haven't you ever seen anyone stealing bandwidth (or something) before?! Move it along, people! Nothing to see here!

Gosh. Freaks. And seriously, if I don't even know the proper term for this internet access theivery in which I am apparently engaging, I really don't think I can be held responsible for my actions. Right?

Damn straight.

Cat, OUT.

link | posted by Cat at 12:49 PM


10 Comments:
Blogger wordgirl commented:

You're not responsible for your actions. You're suffering from an acute reaction to "American Idol" which robs you of all sense and reason. Quickly now! While you're still under its evil influence, go out and steal me a new pair of English clogs. (Clarks...size 9 1/2)

» 2/22/2006 1:18 PM 
Blogger Cat commented:

DONE!
And hee.

» 2/22/2006 1:20 PM 
Blogger LadyBug commented:

Oh my gosh. You were totally standing in the middle of Best Buy, blogging on a display laptop, weren't you?

Oh, and I loved the t-shirt comment, too. I actually L'd OL at that one.

» 2/22/2006 2:27 PM 
Blogger sullen girl commented:

I agree... Brenna must die. I hate that bitch. If I have to see her pose for the camera one more time or act like she's God's gift when she's being hostile toward my Simon baby, I may just track her down and shoot her myself. I so hope she's voted off soon...

I also love Katharine and Lisa... I think Paris is great but I agree with the voice thing. Mandisa is fantastic but I wasn't all that impressed with her Heart song choice and think she would have done better with a different song. And I was very surprised with Ayla's performance. She didn't impress me much in the earlier shows and I think she's way too in love with herself - but her performance last night was pretty decent.

Can't wait to see the boyz tonight!! :D

» 2/22/2006 2:52 PM 
Blogger Amy commented:

I hardly watch Idol but when I come here I sure wish I did. You rock.

» 2/22/2006 8:32 PM 
Blogger LadyBug commented:

Ace was totally working his bedroom eyes for YOU tonight, cat.

Smooches!

» 2/22/2006 11:17 PM 
Blogger Ern commented:

Um, I BELIEVE you used "bedroom eyes" once before...maybe in reference to that guy on your shirt?

» 2/23/2006 2:10 AM 
Blogger Cat commented:

DA-YUM! Those eyes! Those EYES. What? Constantine who? (Yeah, I'm a fickle biznotch, aren't I? Better change that profile picture... Anyone have a screencap of my new luvah? Anyone?)

And DUH ern! Of course I did! Because I'm OLD! *snap* *snap* Geesh. Keep up. (Heh. Nuthin' but love, ern! Nuthin' but love...)

Amen, Sullen Girl! Amen! Although I personally like Ayla. For me, it's Opera Girl that BUGS. And the Gorgeous Twin of NO Talent. Pretty, but eh. Of course, I could just be jealous. (And there are TWO of them running around out there! How's THAT fair?!)

» 2/23/2006 5:39 AM 
Anonymous Liza commented:

OMG Again!! 100% with the girls!! Katharine is my fave of the girls and Lisa, wow, amazing for 16. Brenna is the biggest piece of crap I've seen on the show only because she's overly cocky and loves that she's a complete b*tch. That annoys me. Not only that, she ain't any good.

» 2/23/2006 12:35 PM 
Anonymous Liza commented:

PS Ayla bugged me mainly because she has to shake her head to do a vibrato. That ain't right.

» 2/23/2006 12:35 PM 

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