Okay, so the internet is out at my house... again... and it is my off-day at work (wooHOO!) so I had to jostle and bite my way to the front of the line of way elderly library patrons this morning in order to score a computer. Seriously. Never underestimate the power of small and sassy. Those poor old suckers never had a chance. I mean, kick a few canes and you're in bidness, that's all I'm saying. Note it.
Okay, I didn't really. But I imagined I did, so I'm clearly the most awful person ever anyway, all right?! Are you happy now?! GOSH!
So... I was on TV. Me. And Ryan Seacrest. On TV. Together. E! Network, baby! I SAW it! Ryan said I have "natural talent." Ryan said my silly video was "very good." Ryan was "impressed." BOOYAH! How surreal is THAT?! I know, right?! Ryan and I are, like, total BFF's now. For reals. Me and my wee Ryan...
(*shakes head affectionately*)
So, in order to show my new BFF Ryan and the folks at E! that I am clearly the most perfect candidate for the Emmy Red Carpet with Ryan Seacrest Extravaganza Rama-Lama-Bing-Bang, I have decided to make a brand-spanking new video. See, next Thursday is my birthday, right? RIGHT?! And remember how last year I scored those free tickets to the American Idol concert in DC? Do ya?! Well, this year, I've decided I am going to have to top that kickass birthday experience with something absolutely SQUEEworthy, so I have decided that I am totally going to take the plunge... I'm going trapezing.
WOO!
I'll be soooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarin'! Flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyin'! There's not a star in heaven that--
Good lord. I have GOT to nip my High School Musical obsession in the BUD, I tell you what. It's a sickness, y'all. A SICKNESS! But they're so CUTE! And the music is so CATCHY! Shut up! It's true! It is! I don't care!
And I am clearly insane.
Hmmm... Okay, now to get into the swing of things before next Thursday (get it?! "swing"?! HA! I kill myself, I really do...) all I need are some hard-hitting trapeze interview questions.
(*rushes off to brainstorm and quite possibly watch self on TV with BFF... again*)
5 Comments:
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WILLIAM commented:
Will you be able to show the segment from E!?
Have fun trapezing.- » 7/21/2006 9:08 AM
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Ms. Junie commented:
Darn i want to see the E segment so bad!!
Woo Hoo..I do hope you win!- » 7/21/2006 11:12 AM
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Not-So-Normal-Mom commented:
We'll be able to say..."I knew her when"...or, "yeah, I was like, one of the first people to read her blog before she became famous". Or something like that! Good luck, momma. You really DO have natural talent!
- » 7/21/2006 1:23 PM
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Unknown commented:
Gawd... It's about TIME your wee Ryan caught up to a fact that we've known for some time now... You ARE a natural talent! :)
- » 7/21/2006 1:47 PM
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commented:
oh oh oh!! you can tell him it was YOUR fault that Constantine had that 'bad rap' thing on the internet as an april fools joke just for you!
- » 7/21/2006 4:50 PM