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Desperate Working Mommas
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Tuesday, May 17, 2005
Speaking of "American Idol"...

Hey, you guys? Did anyone else bust a tear or two as Carrie tearfully signed out "I love YOU!" to A-Fed last week? You know, during his sing-out? Huh?! No? Really? Not even a little one? Oh. Just kidding. To be honest, I found that little hand-claspy thing they did after singing "Islands in the Stream" just a teensy bit too risque for a show purportedly promoting family values, you know what I'm saying? Oh, yes. SASSY!

Of course, I almost missed the whole thing, as I was busy deflecting all the completely inapproriate jokes TGIM was flinging around regarding Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers. You know, singing in the bathtub? Together? About islands in the stream? Hee. Islands in the stream. Heh. Get it? Islands? In the stream? SO NOT FUNNY, TGIM! Aw, shoot. What was I saying? Oh, right! Anthony and Carrie are so totally getting it on in the Red Room, y'all. Boom chicka wow wow... TOTALLY.

Aaaaaw! CUTE!! I love YOU, Carrie and A-Fed! I love YOU!

Oh, and guess what?! My sources tell me that one of the songs each contestant will be singing tonight will be picked specifically for him or her by the judges! GAH! 'The hell? They are giving Paula and Randy supreme, unchecked, executive song-selection power? Oh my. Yo, producers? Bad idea. Very bad idea. Although, wouldn't it be awesome if Bo had to sing, "Forever Your Girl"? Come on, Paula. You know you want him to. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it.

Anywhos, the unofficial word is that Bo will be exponentially increasing MY satisfaction by performing "Satisfaction (I Can't Get No)"; Carrie will wow us when she takes on Shania's "Man! I Feel Like a Woman"; and Baby V (or The Vonz, or what have you) will whip the crowd into a Saturday Night Fever frenzy when she belts out Donna Summer's classic disco hit "On the Radio."

SNAP.

Oh. BOY. Y'all? Tonight's gonna be GOOOOOD.

link | posted by Cat at 10:38 AM


8 Comments:
Blogger dashababy commented:

LMAO! Islands in the stream! Oh Gawd to funny.
BTW, that song has been stuck in my head for days now. Crap. I finally get rid of it and blam!!! Its back. Thanks Cat.

» 5/17/2005 11:28 AM 
Blogger Random and Odd commented:

Cat - Audioblog you singing for us!!

» 5/17/2005 4:19 PM 
Blogger Cat commented:

Audioblog? Que? No hablo ingles, Kristine! Lo siento mucho, senora!! Que lastima, no?

» 5/17/2005 5:52 PM 
Blogger Cat commented:

Hmmmm... According to my translations, I just said, "Audioblog? That? I do not speak groins, Kristine! I am very sorry, senora! That injures, not?"

Huh.

Either accent marks are WAY important, or I REALLY need to brush up on my Spanish.

Qué lástima!

» 5/17/2005 5:56 PM 
Blogger Cat commented:

Dumb accent marks.

» 5/17/2005 5:58 PM 
Blogger Greenthumb commented:

I have NO idea what's going on at American Idol. I haven't even watched a single episode. But I got the 'Islands in the Stream' , I really did and I laughed.

» 5/17/2005 6:13 PM 
Blogger Cat commented:

O. M. GEEEEEEEEE.
Mind blown.
No words.
Bo ROCKS.

» 5/17/2005 8:27 PM 
Blogger mrtl commented:

You can't have Bo. He's mine.

» 5/17/2005 9:53 PM 

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