Regarding Watergate, Tom Cruise-style:
For the record, I would have been colossally pissed off, too. I thought he handled himself well, under the circumstances. That was INCREDIBLY rude, crazy TomKat notwithstanding.
"Why would you do that?"
Punk!y Faux Cameraman shrugs.
"Why?! You're a jerk..."
Me? At this point, I would have had to break out some of my mad ninja skillz. Obviously.
Then again, I should probably mention that I do not take practical jokes particularly well. Ask TGIM. He has the scars to prove it. No, literally. Uh-oh. Better not go there...
*sigh*
Stupid Ashton Kutcher for stupidly Punk!ing celebrities, inspiring half-assed British wannabe Punk!ers to, um, er, stupidly attempt to Punk! celebrities... while said celebrities are trying to work...
Aw, forget it. You know what I mean.
(ETA: If you feel as if, gosh darn it all, you need just a tad more information to make a well-informed decision regarding your feelings about Watergate, Tom Cruise-style, feel free to click here. Okay. My work here is done.)
11 Comments:
- commented:
Tom Cruise has become one freaky mofo. But since he is forever Maverick in my book, I am willing to side with him on this one. But I will bet he's lost that loving feeling towards the British press, that's for darn sure.
- » 6/21/2005 12:20 PM
- Charlotte in Pa commented:
At least Punk'd gets a friend of the celebrity to be in on the joke... cushions the blow a bit. I'm sure the "reporter" thought it was funny - and that Tom (in his newly euphoric state) could take a joke. However, it was totally uncalled for in the current age of terrorism. It could have been acid or some chemical. I would have freaked out, too.
- » 6/21/2005 12:44 PM
- Cat commented:
Good call on the terrorism aspect, Charlotte.
- » 6/21/2005 12:48 PM
- Unknown commented:
I'm not a big fan of practical jokes -- whether it's "funny business" at the airport, or squirted in the face with a microphone shaped water gun. Neither is funny to me, but that's me.
Oh, and raise your hand if you *really* think the whole TomKat thing will last *forever.* Please.- » 6/21/2005 1:54 PM
- Bente commented:
I'm so lost about this, I have no idea what the story is. Can somebody fill in the blanks for me please? ;)
- » 6/21/2005 8:15 PM
- Cat commented:
Hey! Bente! Thanks for reminding me that I know WAY too much about the entertainment industry gossip and goings-ons...
Yikes. I need a life, yo?
;)
Enjoy.- » 6/21/2005 8:55 PM
- Bente commented:
Ok, I'm all caught up now. I think it would have ticked me off a little too, only cause it would have been kinda embarassing to be the joke. I do, however, think Tom has gone to the dark/weird side lately.
- » 6/21/2005 9:07 PM
- Cat commented:
Toooooooom... Powerful you have become, the Dark Side I sense in you...
Okay. Stopping. I'm stopping now. Pinky promise.
(If you only knew the power of the Dark Side!)
Fine! STOPPING!- » 6/21/2005 9:11 PM
- Vajana commented:
I always knew the Dark Side was strong in that one.
If they get married and she has twin boy and girls, I'm gonna freak OUT.
but yeah squirting water in a guy's face? A little silly. don't you think jumping up and down on Oprah's couch looked more like WE were getting punked? What's a water gun gonna do, make him look even STUPIDER? Nah, he took care of that himself!- » 6/21/2005 10:08 PM
- Cat commented:
Shaun, Shaun, Shaun...
Why you gotta be like that, dude? Why?!
And, ew.- » 6/22/2005 4:35 AM
- commented:
Two things:
1. Tommy handled himself well. Much less scary than when he announced his love for Katie on Oprah.
2. Dude's been such a asshole lately, he deserves to be sprayed down with a frickin'...I dunno, whatever sprays hard. A fireman's hose? You catch my drift, anyhow.- » 6/22/2005 7:58 PM