Oh my LORD! Logan Echolls and Kendall Casablancas were freaking HUMPING on Veronica Mars last night! On my television! So not kidding. There was actual thrusting going on, y'all! THRUSTS! On network television! There cannot be freaking THRUSTING on network television! During Primetime! Right?! All naked and shizz. And the moaning?! Did I even mention the moaning?! Good LORD! I was embarrassed, I tell you what. I felt oh-so-dirrty (with two r's!) and thus could not fully enjoy hawt, naked Logan, as 1) I was cringing at the Logan/Kendall tawdry, illicit sexcapades; and 2) I kept looking quickly towards my bedroom door to make sure my kids were all still safely tucked in bed and not standing in my doorway thinking their momma was watching soft-core porn in the bedroom! Not that they know what soft-core porn is! They don't! But still! The EXPLAINING! It would be worse than when I attempted to explain why Satine in Moulin Rouge was writhing and rolling around on her bed screaming, "Yes! Yes! YES!" Because did I mention the humping?! And the nakedness?! And the moaning?!
That being said... RRRAWRRR! More, please. But with VERONICA next time, Doofus.
11 Comments:
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Nessa commented:
totally hear you on the Moulin Rouge front - one of Miss B's favorite soundtracks and I still get redfaced during Diamonds are a Girls Best Friend and the "tiger, raw raw - ohhhhh" stuff
- » 10/06/2005 9:12 AM
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commented:
Now I wish, more than ever, that I got UPN. Damn.
- » 10/06/2005 10:41 AM
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WILLIAM commented:
Note to self. Must watch Veronica Mars.
- » 10/06/2005 11:12 AM
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Charlotte in Pa commented:
Veronica Mars is rated TV-PG... for Pretty Graphic! Or Porn Guaranteed! Or Positively Groping! Who needs Cinemax when you have UPN??
- » 10/06/2005 4:02 PM
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Ern commented:
Thrusting and humping, huh? Your kids may have stayed in bed, but if your mom was visiting, I guarantee her "mom" sense would have kicked in, requiring her to come check on you. :)
- » 10/06/2005 7:18 PM
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commented:
I was actually surprised that I didn't find the Logan and Kendall scenes that hot . . . yeah, they were supposed to be naked and thrusting and all, but it seemed so impersonal with the idle chitchat and it just looked not very sexy imho.
The hallway confrontation between Veronica and Logan was the most smoking hot scene in the whole episode, I thought. Those two do so much with so little. But man, do I love this show.- » 10/06/2005 9:24 PM
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Cat commented:
CJ, I TOTALLY agree, and I think that was intentional, you know? And I don't think I BREATHED throughout the entire hallway scene... That was crazy hot. And kinda heartbreaking. I LOVE this show. It kinda rocks.
- » 10/07/2005 5:52 AM
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Cat commented:
Wow. I did NOT mean to say "kinda" so much. Weird.
- » 10/07/2005 5:53 AM
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Charlotte in Pa commented:
Kinda weird.
- » 10/07/2005 10:27 AM
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Michele in Michigan commented:
Humping? Thrusting?? Me thinks I need to start watching network TV again... hehehe
My word verification sounds African: bmuatefe- » 10/07/2005 12:32 PM
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Amy commented:
Sounds like a show I need to look into. Not that your previous exclamations of VM greatness haven't intrigued me, of course, but thrusting is always a must see.
- » 10/07/2005 1:25 PM