I find it extraordinarily rude that my boss keeps assigning, like, actual WORK to me which consequently interferes with my blogging. Seriously. What's that about? GOSH.
Man, oh MAN. Katie Holmes is SOOOO having twins. Look at that belly! She's GINORMOUS! And she has apparently been soliciting Laura Ingalls for fashion advice, I'm thinking, because damn, girl! Is the TomKat Scientology-induced hypnosis wearing off? Are you trying to jump off the Tourbus to Crazy Town and this is your way of crying for help? Because what the in the freaking hell are you WEARING?! For reals, are you headed for a hoedown? A barn raising? The annual square dancing competition (which, FYI, you really shouldn't be doing in your condition)? Oh, honey. Just... no.
Veronica Mars rocked the hizzouse these past two weeks! Holy mother of heaven, how I love that show. I can't stop thinking about it... Who killed the busload of students? Who killed Curly, and why was Veronica's name scrawled across his hand in Sharpie (because honestly if you've been floating dead in the ocean, a regular old marker would just wash off, now wouldn't it? I mean, be serious)? Who called Weevil and all the PCHers the night of Logan's "Life is Short" party? Is Meg's little sister still being locked in the closet by her crazy-ass religious-freak parents? Will Duncan ever return with his and his dead ex-girlfriend's illegitimate baby? Is Mayor Woody (heh) Goodman gay? Or a pedophile? If not, what's with the Bad Touching? Has Beaver (heh) been abused? If so, was it at the hands of Big Dick or Little Dick (heh and heh)? Does Weevil know his nemesis, Thumper, was crushed under the imploded Shark Stadium after being chained to a bathroom urinal by the Fighting Fitzpatricks? WILL VERONICA AND LOGAN EVER DO IT?! And how does this all connect? I NEED TO KNOW! (Seriously, ignore my liberal employment of hyperbole. It's not as Soap Opera-y as it sounds... it's just modern NOIR, y'all.)
I'm sick. Noises seem amplified to ten times their normal sound, but the lights? Even louder. In my head. Is that weird? Must go to sleep. Eh, my boss might not like me catnapping on my desk again. Whatever. You'd be surprised how surprisingly versatile stacks of file folders can be, I tell you what. Good pillow material. Hey, it's more comfy than it sounds, okay?! Ouch. I should not have typed that last line so vehemently.
(Oh, Wait. All y'all thought I might have something of actual importance to share? Well, aren't you guys cute!)
- LadyBug commented:
Welcome back, Cat! I missed you!
I saw that photo and thought, Oh, wow, who is that very pregnant, plain-looking woman, who looks like she's choking back vomit? Wait. HOLY HELL, is that KATIE HOLMES??
It's just SO sad, what he's done to her, innit?
(That's the first time I've ever used "innit." I'm thinking I sound less hip and cool, and more lame and pathetic. (And the fact that I just used the words "hip and cool" pretty much confirms that, doesn't it? Sigh.))
- » 4/14/2006 12:09 PM
- LadyBug commented:
P.S. Wait. TGIF? If TGIM is That Guy I Married, then TGIF must be That Guy I... CAT! You are SO naughty!
- » 4/14/2006 12:11 PM
- Cat commented:
Good LORD, woman! Don't make me laugh so hard when my head hurts like the dickens... what does that mean anyway, "like the dickens"? Like, Charles Dickens dickens? Or, you know, dickens like the devil dickens? What?!
Regardless, THAT was fuh-NEE, Ladybug. Thanks for the giggle.
- » 4/14/2006 12:15 PM
- Well-heeled mom commented:
Aren't pregnant ladies supposed to glow? Be radiantly beautiful? Cause I'm not seeing it. She looks sickly. Vomiting sickly.
Katie, I know you were in love with Tom Cruise back when you were 9, cause, you know, he was like so cool and cute back then. But now? Not so much.
- » 4/14/2006 12:18 PM
- Tutu commented:
I think they lied about the due date to throw people off. Isn't she suppoed to be due in June?
- » 4/14/2006 12:32 PM
- Cat commented:
Seriously, though, she's YUUUUUUGE, right? It's not just me? Twins. Mark my words. Mark 'em, I say!
- » 4/14/2006 12:34 PM
- Circus Kelli commented:
Po po po Katie Homlies...
- » 4/14/2006 3:45 PM
- kalki commented:
She looks like total trailer trash.
There, I said it. (Mean, I know.)
- » 4/14/2006 8:24 PM
- Bente commented:
I've felt like that about alot of the clothes I've seen her wearing during pregnancy. I mean, she's got plenty of money so there must be better choices.
- » 4/15/2006 5:03 AM
- Amy commented:
Sorry your'e (you're?) sick, Cat.
Yeah, Katie looks like what a pregnant person would be wearing if they were an unmarried pregnit coal miners daughter.
- » 4/16/2006 8:05 PM
- WILLIAM commented:
- » 4/17/2006 5:59 AM