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Desperate Working Mommas
Your one-stop site for fanatical television snarking, questionable political analysis, occasional attempts to address the parenting issues facing working mothers, and halfhearted promises to stop obsessing about the entertainment industry, already! Oh, not to mention the random bitching and moaning. There's always that.
Wednesday, May 18, 2005
Can a person really make love out of nothing at all? Really? Weird.

Surprise #1: Hey! Simon was all happy and smiling and shizz!
Surprise #2: Hey! Bo looks wicked creepy in the dark!
Surprise #3: Hey! This is the best American Idol Top Three EVER!!

Vonzell, Baby Vonz, sweetie, you are just the CUTEST thing! And man, you have some POWER to your voice! I just wish you could be in tune more often. I do. But you rocked "Chain of Fools" so kisses! Mwah! But Vonzell, even Clive freakin' Davis had to speak sharply to you regarding your tendency to giggle and smile during performances, now didn't he? Well, you can't say I didn't warn you. Stop acting so HAPPY all the time! Geez! But seriously, I'm sorry about your daddy.

Bo, Bo, Bo... You were always a bit behind Carrie in this competition, for me anyway, but dawg, you are forever in MY dawg pound, now! "In a Dream" was ASTOUNDING. A bit creepy, but ASTOUNDING nevertheless. DAMN. Gave me some chills, that did. Oh, and I am so sorry to hear that you can't get no satisfaction. Can I help? Please? No, really. Let me help. And, for the record, "Don't Let the Sun Go Down" is no longer a Clay song. Sorry, 'Mates.

Carrie, you brought out the closet Air Supply lovah in me. Damn you. Now TGIM will mock me forever. Anywhos, I absolutely loved your rendition of "Crying", and was pleased to see that you were much more animated tonight than usual. FINALLY! Was Anthony in the crowd? Were you singing to him? Were you? Were you? I bet you were. That would be AWESOME. Sucks that you had to follow Bo, though. You know, with Air Supply. Sha! Hey?! Did anyone else suddenly realize how much "Making Love Out of Nothing At All" sounds just like "Total Eclipse of the Heart"? I KNOW. Weird, huh?

Best part of the evening? When Ryan Seacrest looked into the camera and shouted "Seacrest!" I mean, what WAS that? I laughed! Right out loud! All through commercials. Oh, how I love my wee Ryan...

Lambson, out.

link | posted by Cat at 6:25 AM


7 Comments:
Anonymous Anonymous commented:

Cat. Check out this website, it is hillarious... maybe he's the next american idol!!! jen
http://www.savemartha.com/fat_kid_singing_video.html

» 5/18/2005 8:48 AM 
Blogger Wicked H commented:

Go BO!!!!!

Ok, I missed it - what is wrong with Vonzelle's Dad?

» 5/18/2005 9:07 AM 
Blogger Cat commented:

Holy cow! I LOVE Fat Kid Singing! Especially the Eyebrow Raise.

Mia hee hee!

Vonzell's dad was supposedly diagnosed with cancer last Tuesday, which would most definitely explain her tears after her performance. Sadness.

» 5/18/2005 10:17 AM 
Blogger Wicked H commented:

Sadness indeed - thanks for filling me in.

» 5/18/2005 10:32 AM 
Blogger dashababy commented:

Cat, first of all, you look really purty today in your video. I loved it!!! Do it again!!!

And yeah, that song totally sounded like "total eclipse of the heart", which I HATE!!!
Go Bo!!!!!

» 5/18/2005 5:34 PM 
Blogger Cat commented:

Aw, shucks, dashababy...

Wait. You're mocking me, aren't you?

» 5/18/2005 7:21 PM 
Blogger dashababy commented:

No Way!!! Not mocking!! I do not mock!!!
I had to watch the video a couple times at least and you do look real purty, Im tellin ya.
Id watch it again but that song gets stuck in my head, that happens alot. Where is that music from??
(still not mocking)

» 5/19/2005 7:47 AM 

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