Gosh. I would absolutely love to post a BAMF (tm Kristine) entry today about all the amazingly way cool thangs that are going on around me, but my life? BORING. Plus, I am very busy obsessing over tonight's American Idol: Season Four Rama Lama Bing Bang Finale! So very, VERY busy. Because this is Important Stuff, people. That's right. The stuff dreams are made of. No, really. Dead serious.
So, there's Carrie, with the smile and the beauty and the awkward dance moves and the amazing pipes. And then there's Bo, with the sunglasses and the scruff and the edginess and the Whipping Post mic stand acrobatics. WHO WILL IT BE? My vote will totally depend on the show tonight. Because I love them both. For me, it can go either way, y'all. Either way.
Uh-oh. I just thought of something. Is Mikalah going to be there tonight?! Is she going to sing?! She is totally going to be there! Singing! GAH! Why, God? WHY?!
Ooooooh... You know who will also probably be there tonight, don't you? Well, don't you?! If you are thinking Constantine, then we are, like, on the totally same wavelength! Connie! Tonight! Or possibly tomorrow night! Probably tomorrow night! Definitely tomorrow night! But it's all good! My Greek God Idol, y'all! MY SWEET CONSTANTINE!! Oh! How I have missed your dead sexy bedroom eyes, lovah... Come on over here! Mwah! Mmmmmmm.
Phew. My fantasies keep me SO busy...
Here is the breakdown for the show tonight, according to my sources. (What?! I know people.)
Bo:
1. Inside Your Heaven (AI original single)
2. Long Long Road (AI original single)
3. Vehicle (by Ides of March) -- Ooooh! Remember AngryBo? "Grrrr! I'm your vehicle baby! Don't try to stop me! Rawr!"
Carrie:
1. Inside Your Heaven (AI original single)
2. Angel Brought Me Here (AI original single)
3. Independence Day (by Martina McBride) -- Does she know this song is about domestic violence and vigilantism? So, Carrie? No smiling and winking tonight, girl. It's SAD! But empowering! And way SAD!
I don't know how I feel about Carrie and Bo singing the EXACT SAME song. In AI: Season One, TPTB so totally wrote A Moment Like This specifically for Kelly. Justin G. of the Big Hair could not hold a teeny little candle next to her on that one, ya know? Ya know?! It would be so easy to write a song that showcases Bo over Carrie, or vice versa, and I want them each to have a fair shot, without 19e manipulations... I know, I know, but a gal can dream, can't she?
Oooooh, I am SO excited, in a Jessie Spano kind of way! SO EXCITED! And I just can't hide it!
Seriously, Carrie will really have to keep it together to win this one. Simon knows she falls apart with the least bit of criticism, so that crackhead can make or break her tonight, yo? Don't do it, Simon! Don't do it! Ya hear?!
I am so looking forward to the results show, as well, as Carrie will be representin' and singing the bee-yoooo-tiful Bless the Broken Road again, accompanied by the original artists, Rascal Flatts. Coolness. Awesome song. I am excited to hear it again.
And Bo? Will desperately attempt to hold his shit together (sorry Mom) while performing Sweet Home Alabama LIVE with Lynyrd Skynyrd! LYNYRD SKYNYRD! Breathe, Bo. Breathe. We love you, even if you do get overexcited and poop your pants a little and start crying. It's Lynyrd freakin' Skynyrd. We understand. You're the man. GO! BO!
Huh. I guess I had time for a BAMF post after all...
2 Comments:
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Nessa commented:
Jessie Spano - huh-huh-huh-huh
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commented:
Constantine was there, tonight! Did you see him? Of course you saw him. I saw him too! It was Constantine!
Cat + Constantine sitting in a tree...- » 5/24/2005 7:31 PM