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Desperate Working Mommas
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Saturday, May 21, 2005
P.E.B.B.L.E.S.

Well, crap.

That's an acronym, y'all, an acronym that the simply brrrrrrrilliant mrtl came up with over lattes and scrumdiddlyumptious pastries (Ooooooooh, Johnny Depp in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory! Coming soon! With some crazy teeth! And Oompa Loompas! Did you know?! Wooooo!)... Um, right, yes, P.E.B.B.L.E.S., and I cannot remember... for... the life... of me...

Something about Pastry Eating Blogger Bitches... something something... HELP ME OUT, mrtl or Kalki!

So much to talk about!... Pull My Finger penis pens! Mrtl's mad dancing skillz and her love affair with eclairs (mmmmmmm)! Kalki's awesomely tweezed eyebrows and SUPER CUTE highlighted hair! Ex-teacher horror stories! Stalker hubbies! But I must regroup. And feed my chilluns. More later. But I concur with mrtl, that Kelly the Klogger must tell her OTHER eyebrow story. GOOD LORD! It will FREAK! YOU! OUT!

Before our slightly frightening Charlie's Angels pix hit the Blogosphere, and my seriously scary orange(ish), poofy, curly hair is revealed in all its frizzy glory-- in striking contrast to the the stylin', perfectly tweezed ladies I was with-- I would just like to say, "Lookee, ladies, I got me my high and low lights!" And I look WAY more mature! Eh? Yes? Yes? Huh? No?

bored now

Oops, I was waiting for TGIM to stop fiddling with the camera settings there... Ah-ha! Here we are:

hair

And don't y'all be hatin' on me Lucky Charms shirt. It was a GIFT, okay?! My kiddos think I'm quite the stylin' momma now, oh, yes they DO.

link | posted by Cat at 6:32 PM


4 Comments:
Blogger mrtl commented:

With this hair I'd totally mistake you for 17 instead of 12, and maybe even older without the leprachaun. Either way, penis-looking finger pen pulling requesters should be ashamed of themselves because you know they're really pedophiles looking for some jailbait. And I must tell you, as horrendous as you make your former hair out to be, you're still way cute. The blogosphere will agree with me when the pictures are made public... ummm... who's going to make the first move on that, anyway?

Pastry Eating Blogging Bitches Livin' on the East Side, a small bit (thus pebble) in the Fellowship of the Blog (story to follow at some point at mrtland).

» 5/21/2005 8:41 PM 
Anonymous kalki commented:

I'd say that, wearing the Lucky Charms shirt, you'd pass for 15 AT BEST, even with the new way-sophisticated hair.

:)

Actually, for the record, I LIKED the Lucky Charms shirt.

And I dig your hair, both curly and straight. In fact, as of today, you own the Cutest Haircut With Highlights title...but just until I find time to go to the salon.

» 5/21/2005 11:10 PM 
Blogger The Fonz commented:

Cat just like i said before you are to damn Cute, Love Your hair it fits you and so does ur Shirt. How old did cha say you were? you really do look like ur 15... Just think when you grow up you gonna be one Nice HOTTIE...;-)

» 5/22/2005 7:54 AM 
Blogger Nessa commented:

you look absolutely adorable! i love love love the hair & man, i wish i looked that young!

» 5/22/2005 4:33 PM 

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