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Desperate Working Mommas
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Friday, March 17, 2006
Kiss Me! I'm Irish! No, really!

Irish Kiss Me

No takers? Anyone? Anyone?

FREAK! Why doesn't that ever work? And I really am Irish! Mostly! I mean, hello? Freckles?!

Well, this is awkward.

Wait...

How about now?

Smoldering Cat

Hey! Smoldering is HARD, yo?! Constantine is a PRO, I tell you what, just whipping out the smolder like that because my picture took, like, eighteen tries! For serious! And my cube neighbors kept walking by, so I had to be covert with the smoldering! It's extraordinarily difficult to smolder under those conditions, that's all I'm saying. I admit, I have smoldered better. But still! Kisses? Because... Irish?

Still, no? Smoldering doesn't do it for you? Really?

Well... damn. What a stupid holiday.

link | posted by Cat at 9:56 AM


11 Comments:
Anonymous Anonymous commented:

Hey crazy gal! How do you come up with Mostly??? Isn't it like 5% or something??? Anyways the smoldering is good! You make a smokin pair! jen

» 3/17/2006 10:42 AM 
Blogger NatGo commented:

Okay, do you have BRIGHT GREEN GUM in your mouth, or do I need to clean my monitor? It looks just like that gum I used to chew in the '80s. Is it Green Extra? MMMM...GUM... If I can have some gum (preferrably unchewed) I'll TOTALLY kiss you, my Wild Irish Cat. Yeah -- I'm easy like sunday morning. Happy St. Patrick's Day!!!

» 3/17/2006 10:52 AM 
Blogger Cat commented:

anonymous: You KNOW I got all the Irish, sis. You got the... hmmm... what DID you get? Anyhoos, 5% my Aunt Fanny. And thanks! We do look smokin', huh? Why hasn't he called me lately? (Why you gotta be like that, luvah... why?)

natgo: Of course it's bright green gum of the Green Extra variety! Duh! Now come on over here and give us some love... MWAH!

» 3/17/2006 11:30 AM 
Blogger Odd Mix commented:

How come you Irish get your very own holiday with your beer and kissing an shamrocks and all. How come we Scottish don't get a holiday with our hagis, and blue paint, and bagpipes and... OK, now I get it.

You do the cubicle stealth smoulder very well. It could truely be uncomfortable if someone groundhogged at the wrong moment and discovered you mid smoulder. Might cause some serious personell issues.

» 3/17/2006 12:06 PM 
Blogger hemlock commented:

Covert smoldering?? Hilarious.

» 3/17/2006 12:12 PM 
Blogger Charlotte in Pa commented:

I love that gum. I especially like to offer it to people with a little, "Would you like some gum? I happen to have a little extra. EXTRA! HA! Get it? Umm.. yeah - nevermind." At least I amuse myself.

» 3/17/2006 12:38 PM 
Blogger Circus Kelli commented:

*MWAH!*

You are the bestest, most Irish covert smolderer that I've seen today, Cat!

» 3/17/2006 1:13 PM 
Blogger mrtl commented:

Excellent smoldering, Cat! mwah!

» 3/17/2006 1:55 PM 
Blogger WILLIAM commented:

I burnt my lips on the screen from the smoldering.

» 3/17/2006 2:41 PM 
Anonymous kalki commented:

I would totally smooch you. Because you are totally smoochable. Irish or not. ;)

» 3/17/2006 2:51 PM 
Blogger Cat commented:

odd mix: Yeah, you lost me at hagis.

Yes, leafgirl77, but getting caught is SO not a laughing matter...

Oh! I've missed you, charlotte! And I am totally laughing at your joke! Okay, I'm laughing at YOU, but still. Laughing!

MWAH! right back at'cha,ck. Thanks! :)

Thanks, mrtl, I've been practicing with a mirror and my "Call me, Constantine!" t-shirt. MWAH!

william: Ooooh, fo'rizzle, my nizzle. I sizzle! (Blistex will help those lips.)

Aaaw, kalki, stop, I'm blushing... (and see?! comments like that are exactly why TGIM reads you! heh.)

» 3/17/2006 5:24 PM 

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